Eh, ♥♥♥♥. I'll just do the introduction.

Let's Play... FTL: Faster Than Light

For those of you who do not know the game yet, FTL is a roguelike space combat simulator. It's pretty unforgiving and really, really fun.
More information about the game can be found here.

Anyways, to business.
How shall we name our tough little spaceship?
Also, there's 3 crewmembers for you guys to adopt.

Name one BEARMAN for me

The ship should be named Handbasket. I also humbly request one of the characters be named Willemsdorf.

That was quick...

Ship name: boom boom.

I claim.... PATH!

Good luck with those beacons with the ♥♥♥♥ SOLAR FLARES.

Name it the SS Winston.

I vote to name it "The Handbasket" as well.
Also, name a crew member Artyom and put them in charge of weapons.

Name a crewman "Thunderbutts".

Millennium Budgie Butts.


Edit: and a crew member named Fez Doublin.

I vote for the ship to be named the SS Snuggle Buttz, and a crewman to be named Roxy Cox

When we blow up I claim a crewmember by the name of Christopher Walken.

And the ship should be named the FSS Walkenthrough.

SS MapleDick, to get any kind of relation with the Let's Play X-Com.

Wait, brilliant idea.
Call the ship Black Mesa, name the crew members Alyx, Gordon Freeman, and Breen.

♥♥♥♥ Alyx. no not like that you ♥♥♥♥
Get Barney.

I'm gonna be a heartless tyrant and adopt the guys with the best names.
So here we go! Crew members are (in no particular order) BEARMAN, Thunderbutts and Roxy Cox, and our tough little ship is named The Handbasket.
Onwards, to glory!

We are brave men on a tough ship, and we have to save the Federation fleet! Let's get into it, gentlemen!

I trust our shields, and perhaps our lives, in the hands of Roxy Cox.
Thunderbutts shall be handling the weapons.
Last, but not least, is our brave pilot, BEARMAN, who shall be dodging all the enemy fire.

Wait, can we adopt crew like in X-COM? If so I call dibs on Roxy, I love me some shields.