CHAIRMAN ACTION

rollnald reagan

Roll 8 idk - Day 4746

Harzipan - Isaac 5:
Doors closed! Good going, you didn't ♥♥♥♥ up for once.
Oh wait.
Leaving the deepspace in without leaving mission control means that to get out you have to release more space! Oops! Looks like you were too dumb to not leave the room first.



Roast Veg - Bodil 10:
You head to the tele and send a note. They send one back.
"Dear [DUMBASSES]
We sincerely STONE COLD DONT GIVE A ♥♥♥♥ because YOURE DUMB.
Have some spare glass anyway."
They send you some glass. You should be able to repair the window now.



Unwoundpath - Waqu 13:
You rush Jon to the emergency room and put him on anisthetics. You slice open his face carefully, and use a strong magnet to gather up all the nanobots. This has an adverse effect of taking out a lot of the iron in his blood, but it's necessary. He can just go eat some plating or something.



TheKebbit - Havelock 8:
Being the smart one here, you know when to retreat. You drop a surveillance bot into mission control and watch what's happening. Currently only Isaac is still inside. He looks like he's in danger.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 7:
The bots don't in you anymore because MAGNETS. ♥♥♥♥ magnets.
How do they work?
Of course you don't know this because you're knocked out like a guy that's knocked out pretty damn hard.



TheChairman - Richard 5:
You get up, puff out your chest, and be the manly captain your crew deserves, nay, NEEDS. You shoot at the tentacles through the door but before you can do much damage, Isaac locks himself in. You can't tell if he's being a hero or a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Probably the latter.
Regardless the only one capable of seeing your man power was Dagenham and he wasn't paying attention. Even if he was it's a well known fact he's more badass than you anyway. A feeling of dissapointment envelopes you.





Isaac is stuck in deepspace with tentacles. Jon will probably make a full recovery if he eats a lot of irony foods. (Note: not IRONY, but IRONY. theres a difference)
Also Jon will look like either a war hero or a mutilated fish depending on how his scar heals.

> Get ready to fire at the tentacles. If Isaac opens the door, proceed to do so. No.
>Get away from the tentacles.

Another four.
Or not?
Hmph.

> Eat iron.

roats
ackshoon

Roll 9 or maybe not im not sure - Day 4746

Harzipan - Isaac 10:
Done. There is still, always the problem of tentacles though. Pissed tentacles.



Roast Veg - Bodil 9:
You put it near the door. Seems safe.



Unwoundpath - Waqu 5:
You leave him some IRONY FOOD. Of course you give him the wrong one. There literally is no difference in the packaging, if you have both, you'll just have to guess. You guessed wrong. You don't know that you guessed wrong. You didn't know you even had IRONY FOOD. No, not IRONY FOOD. THE OTHER ONE, DIPSHIT.



TheKebbit - Havelock 14:
You get a package of GranCrete™. On the package it also says "Hydroexometaphysllosophiminomia". Whatever the hell that means.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 3:
You eat some IRONY FOOD. Suddenly, everything you do, say, or sense means the opposite of what the opposite of it means.
Except your brain receives it as the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of what it means.
...this could be a problem.

DEBUFF:
IRONIC

LASTS AS LONG AS THE DIGESTION, AND LATER, EXPULSION OF IRONIC FOODSTUFFS TAKES.



TheChairman - Richard 5:
You already did that.
You also already broke several bones. ♥♥♥♥, that tentacle sure is strong! That sounded cheesy. ♥♥♥♥ it you're the captain you can think things cheesy if you want ♥♥♥♥ OW IT HURTS AAAAGH
♥♥♥♥
THIS IS REALLY PAINFUL OUCH OW AGH

DEBUFF:
BROKEN BONES (YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH ONES BUT YOU THINK ITS PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN THE RIBCAGE AREA(ITS THE RIBCAGE))
LASTS UNTIL HEALED





The Cap'n has a slightly broken ribcage. Jonathon is massively ironic, and still iron deprivated. Havelock has picked up some GranCrete, and Bodil has some glass to repair the windows. The tentacles are still angry.

See what the others are up to, now that that encounter is over.

Editededed.

You don't know that you gave him the wrong food, or even that the wrong food exists, therefore you can't do that.