All considered, that lady must be like, level 200 or something to take so little damage. Also a level 120 Hero I assume. Unless post Warrior Reorganization, in which case level 70.

hurrpa durrpa

Things we can do with that actually matter with the information provided by wikileaks: 0

Because exposing crimes committed by the government that damages the image of the administration isn't something that matters.

oh
yay for more reasons to leave the US

Canada seems nice, It's basically only across a river from where I live, so, yeah.

Also, I like snow.

Canada's a bit better in that regard, although we're far from perfect. Most bills that pass regarding internet-related stuff in the US tend to be duplicated in Canada no more than a few years later.
Also, our internet is really shitty but expensive.

as of the moment, florida has no official telecommunications access to the outside world

i am transmitting this via shortwave radio between intermittent fortress power outages; the coal gasification engines are dedicating all power to the flak perimeter guns

I always suspected the Florida had been turned into a radioactive wasteland, tell me, does this have anything to do with Disney World.

you obviously don't know your florida history

the state was completely abandoned by the cuban republican guard and its soviet backers in 1989, shortly before the fall of the soviet union

complete military surrender, pullout of all defensive lines and ceding of the territory to anyone who could take it

obviously the united states wanted in on whatever force was powerful enough to drive the USSR out of the territory; some hypothesize it was a biotechnological experiment, as evidenced by fragments of bizarre epigenetic sequences found in floridian animals captured near the border, others point to anomalous gravimetric signatures roughly seventy miles off the former soviet bastion of the Крепость (ground troops called it "Непобедимая")

the united states sent expeditions into the heart of florida to establish military-scientific fortresses and tame the wilderness

my parents (young immigrants from the USSR) signed up

it's a good thing that for now i'm exempt from guard duty; casualty rates are somewhere from 15% to 20% per year on the razorwire ground perimeter

This is awesome, please, keep going.

sorry to burst your schizophrenic bubble kebbit but florida was the 27th state, claimed in 1845 by john tyler

As a fellow Floridian, Kebbit is absolutely right and Miggles is just falling for the lies of mainstream historians. Ophanim and Darlos will back us up on this, by the way.