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> OHGOD WHAT HAPPENED?


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will roll in a while


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rollin rollin rollin

Roll 6 i think - Day 4746



Harzipan - Isaac 10:
You eat the SOUR GRAPE ELECTRIC HOLOCAUST FRUIT GUSHERS. You get a bad feeling in your stomach..
DEBUFF: -10% strength.
You don't see what it was because you're in the transportalizer room, not the mission control room. You also aren't the captain.



Roast Veg - Bodil 2:
IT'S A GIANT ♥♥♥♥ TENTACLE
WHAT
HOLY ♥♥♥♥



Unwoundpath - Waqu 14:
"Hey, I got these bots to work! Anyone want some? They work wonders on wounds for me."
Jon takes the bots, and goes to bed. Maybe they'll fix his bruises in a bit..?
Oh.
You think you know why the nanobots only accept one blood type now.
OH ♥♥♥♥



TheKebbit - Havelock 11:
You send some bots to mission control.
Oh. Oh hell. Tentacles.
*cHCK* "Hey everyone, get ready, we have company. Tentacle beasts of some sort."
You ready yourself, getting out your weapons and heading to mission control. Let's hope Bodil and the Cap'n can get themselves together for the fight. Sometimes you feel like the only one with any nerve here.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 4:
You fail to take a nap. Between the nanobots that feel like bugs under your skin, and the tentacles supposedly outside, let's just say.. you can't sleep.
By the way, the nanobots are MAKING YOUR WOUNDS HURT MORE. Luckily it only stings like a slightly harder slap than you were getting hit with.

Still, uh, you should probably ditch the bots somehow.



TheChairman - Richard 3:
Tentacles. TENTACLES HAPPENED. You pull out your rifle and check the magazine to make sure it's loaded, cock it, aim, and..
FIRE!
Oh, it jammed.
This is not a good.



WORLD EVENTS

TENTACLE BEASTS, CRYOSLEEP, AND NANOBOT MALFUNCTIONS, OH MY!


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OH CRAP REMEMBER WHY AND TAKE THEM OUT SOMEHOW JUST DO IT!


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> Open fire and run away AT THE SAME TIME.


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Rendezvous with friendlies, destroying any tentacles in my way with my SCTR 1.


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> BEND THE NANOBOTS TO MY WILL.


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"♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥"
>Fire my shotgun at the tentacles and run.


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Head to the new threat, and face them like the man I am. Also, use the revolver.

"So, what's the threa- oh. Tentacles. In space. Spacecles."


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steam rolls

Roll 7, maybe - Day 4746



Harzipan - Isaac 2:
"So, what's the threa- oh. Tentacles. In space. Spacecles."
You shoot at the threatacles with your revolver. They get pissed and thrash around.
Oh also you break the glass keeping deepspace out, and you in. Good going, ♥♥♥♥.



Roast Veg - Bodil 2:
You further ruin the already broken window. Cool, now deepspace is seeping in faster. Plus, the tentacles only got angrier.
YOU SURE HANDLED THAT PROFESSIONALLY!



Unwoundpath - Waqu 16:
You can miraculously disable the nanobots with the computer they are controlled from. This leaves them still inside, though, so extremely tiny biomechanical restoration robots are stuck inside Jon's cardiovascular system. They'll have to be surgically removed before they cause a plug in an artery, though that should be easy with a little bit of snipping and some magnets.
Oh ♥♥♥♥, it's already happening. You'll have to hurry!



TheKebbit - Havelock 13:
Again you make a dumb move and shoot the glass.
Deep space seeps in.
Tentacles get angry, you know the drill.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon 4:
You fail. They're already disabled.
Still hurts though. Your face feels cold.
You look in a mirror.
WHY ARE YOU GETTING PALER?
You faint.



TheChairman - Richard 5:
They thrash around. Before you can run, they smash you out of mission control and into the hallway.
This is both a good and bad thing. You get hurt sure, but don't have to deal with the embarrassment of being ♥♥♥♥ CAPTAIN and the WEAKEST at the same time. YOU MUST SHOW YOUR CREW YOUR MANLINESS!



WORLD EVENTS


Deepspace slowly seeps into the ship from mission control. Due to it's gel-like properties, if it is contained in time, it can be stopped, and nobody will die. Luckily, everyone currently near mission control is wearing space suits.


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Do what I have to do to contain the deepspace. Like shut the POD BAY DOORS blast doors to mission control/that general area containing the broken windows.


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DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT


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> Ask for help using the teleporter, send them a message detailing the threat.


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> Contemplate my inability to roll higher than a four.


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THE DICE DO NOT FAVOR YE
(pls do an actual action)


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