I wonder what the hell is going on in here, ignore the stream of urine and gasoline, and ignite the ground with flames of ban and indignation.

I reject your ban, and send you a strongly worded PM.

The words are counterogulated by my concoctification of counterial vocabularyplay.

Those words are counteracted by a simple statement; ♥♥♥♥ you.

And ♥♥♥♥ you too!

You are ineffective at ♥♥♥♥ me.

You're just bad at it.

I use my argument invalidator to invalidate your argument.

I swing a claymore at you.

I dodge in such nonchalant manner that you become infuriated and proceed to have a temper tantrum.

I kick you while you're down.

I roll, dodging your kick.

I keep rolling to hit you.

I roll to dodge.

I roll a 16 and punch you so hard your head falls off, but get a -1 debuff on the next roll.

You rolled a 16 on a d100.

I drop a piano on you.

I emerge, my teeth made out of ivory and able to play a tune, but otherwise unharmed.

I nail your forehead to your toes.

Im wearing an EOD bomb disarming helmet.

I pull out a Heavy Stubber and empty the entire drum into your chest.

I borrow your argument invalidator and reprogram it to invalidate large chest wounds.

I also borrow every single moderator's banhammer and combine them into one ultimate hammer of ban. I then smash you in the face with it.

I hide behind, like, 7 proxys.

I retaliate by flaming you, by burning your house down.

My house is fire proof.

In return, i burn your lemons down. With the house.