Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm Posts: 4521 Location: Constant motion
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
>Be the robot half of me.
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:10 pm |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
Calm down, become a McDonalds for people on the pod to eat from.
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:18 pm |
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TheKebbit
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm Posts: 3939 Location: NORTH
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
>Kebbit: Lurk nearby. Be the hyperspace horror.
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:26 pm |
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Glowsticks
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:19 pm Posts: 543
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
Wake up due to the sudden delicious scent of MAPLE BLOOD.
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:33 pm |
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111herbert111
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:31 am Posts: 550 Location: error: location not found
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
reabsorb my splattered pieces and extricate myself from the ship.
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Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:29 pm |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
I didn't mean eat my powers, I meant adjust them for the canadian parts.
Purge the moose.
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Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:10 pm |
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TorrentHKU
Loose Canon
Joined: Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:07 pm Posts: 2992 Location: --------------->
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
Ducks!
Tomaster [8] Dayum, these ♥♥♥♥♥es are FLEXIBLE. A round of group bedroom exercise later, you get up, don your pants, and walk over to a nearby console on the wall as the two you enjoyed doze happily. The third follows you over to better protect. "Alright, stay still and don't freak out." "What?" You hit the large button labelled "SCIENCE" on the console, and a small raygun pops out of the ceiling, zapping your protecting ♥♥♥♥♥. With a noisy *pop*, she duplicates, forcing a copy of her out via mitosis. Unfortunately, they had to share their clothing, resulting in the original keeping her shirt, and the new one keeping the pants. Logically, the two immediately begin making out. ... What? That's the first thing ANYONE should do if they meet their clone. Inventory: - 4 ♥♥♥♥♥es - Noisy Cricket Abilities: - Reincarnation
unwoundpath [7] No... That is beyond even your prowess. However... You swiftly reprogram the food dispenser, forcing it to choose only from a pre-approved menu of McDonalds based food substances. You then set up a line and begin charging money to order from the machine. Close enough to home. Status: - Owner
caekdaemon [6+1=7] You run to the bathroom, and purge the rest of the Moose from your system. Doesn't seem to have restored your powers. Abilities: - Animal Magnetism - Human Female Magnet - Maple Blood (+1 to rolls) Inventory: Status:
Glowsticks (Bjorn Svenson) [2 ♥♥♥♥ YOU BEARS GET NINES.]
NOPE SLEEPAN. NOPE ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥ I'M A BEAR. YOU GET UP AND EAT THOSE ♥♥♥♥ MAPLE BLOODED TENTACLES. REMINDS YOU OF HOME. ♥♥♥♥ YEAH. Inventory: - Ski Mask Status: - ♥♥♥♥ THE POLICE I'M A BEAR
Izen [9] NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SADCRY. NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION. You run to the airlock, leap headfirst into the void, eliciting gasps of surprise from everyone who sees it, and activate The Potato. You are then magically flown at very high speeds to Mars, where upon impacting the surface, it explodes in an expanding wave of terraforming might, stopping after travelling a kilometer and erecting a large protective dome. You are now in the middle of a field of flowers. A babbling brook babbles nearby, and there is a forest to the south. Inventory: - Baked Potato of Flawless Victory
Natti (Harald Olafson) [2] Hmm... Nope, no scrap on the ship. It's all shiny and pristine and not broken. Yet. Status: - Wolverine Momma
Harzipan (LORD BARNABY TERROR OF BLUEMOON MANSE) [2] A couple lava bubbles form, then burst. Making creatures is hard. Abilities: - Molten Planet-Thing
Nighthawk (Pablo) [-] Suddenly you explode from inactivity. SHOULD'VE ACTIONED MORE YOU GUESS. Inventory: - Spear Status: - DED
CrazyMLC [8] Ok, ok, just... calm down. They're like those bacteria in human guts. Harmless passengers, not at all sexy. Yes. Okay... You manage to calm back down, then sprout new weapons across your hull. Somehow. Your new armament includes BLASTER BOMB LAUNCHERS and PLASMA CANNONS! Along with a bunch of normal guns and such as well! Status: - Escape Pod - Armed to the Teeth
Roast (Robodil Robodilson)[5] You become the Robot Half. Hmm. Why are you murdering all these innocents?
Status: - Robot Half Monkesiah
111herbert111 [3] Kinda hard to do when the force of being pushed against a rocket screaming through space is pushing you against a rocket screaming through space. Abilities: - Flying Purple Space Alien Splatter
Miggles [6] The Ottoman stabs you in the face, and it is an incredibly painful and debilitating wound! There is now a sword going through your mouth, in one cheek and out the other. Status: - Urine-trouble! - Swordmouth
TheKebbit [7] YOU BECOME SATURN. YOU WATCH THE PUNY SPACE-HUMANS IN THEIR PUNY HUMAN-POD.
Game Events: Everyone is on a sentient escape pod, with an Ottoman, a rampaging robot half-monkey, a bear, a bunch of dead tentacles, and a Giant Wolverine and its cub inside. There is a Purple Space Alien screaming and stuck to the pod's window.
What do you do?
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:31 am |
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm Posts: 1416 Location: North-Ish
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
MOAR LAVA LIFE.
"Hey. Saturn. How's it hanging?"
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:01 am |
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Glowsticks
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:19 pm Posts: 543
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
FURTHER SEEK MAPLE BLOOD. I CAN SMELL IT IN THE AIR.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:16 am |
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Izen
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:56 am Posts: 1474 Location: At the corner of unoriginality and boring
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
>Go North >Get sword
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:22 am |
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111herbert111
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:31 am Posts: 550 Location: error: location not found
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
♥♥♥♥, I can't wreak havoc upon the cosmos in this state, attempt to communicate with the occupants of the rocket; ask them to slow down and squeegee me off the windows.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:39 am |
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CrazyMLC
Joined: Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:20 am Posts: 4772 Location: Good news everyone!
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
> Slow down, grow a shield generator. Let the activated windshield wipers wipe the alien off my windows.
Last edited by CrazyMLC on Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:28 am |
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Natti
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:05 am Posts: 3878
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
Order the wolverines to break stuff. Not other passengers, though.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:31 am |
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caekdaemon
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
Grow some new Canadian proof tentacles.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:15 am |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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Re: Hell Yeah Roll to Dodge - HARZIPAN DESTROYED THE EARTH
Force people to eat my food and become fat.
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Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:32 pm |
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