My best run in HoI3 was me playing as Sweden. I stayed neutral for many years building up my infrastructure while rejecting any and all attempts the Axis made at getting me to join them. Eventually Britain declared war on me for no reason, forcing me to join the Axis. I swept down at Britain and conquered about half of it before they pushed me off. Germany eventually was conquered by the U.S.A except for a small portion in the top right that I helped defend. Then my entire game got messed up with odd streaking red lines that covered the screen making it mostly unreadable, so I stopped playing.

When I play, the first country I invade as Germany is Italy. Not having those guys dragging me down. Seriously, I am a one nation Axis.

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I want one so ♥♥♥♥ much. So, so much.

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Did anyone ever have these when they were younger? I remember having to put them inside a plastic wrap and just hit it with a hammer.

Some nasty scarring inside my mouth from the shards

If you need any weapons, send me a PM.
I got too many of whatever you want.

I had one, once. I didn't need to hit it but I got bored of it part way through.

I sawed mine in half, never finished either half.

OH MY GOD WHAT I WANT SO BAD HOLY ♥♥♥♥.

Old.

I should have told you guys.
Oh well.

I only got to 1:37 before I stopped watching.
Why did the heavy get ubered and just stand there shooting from afar?
Why was the soldier using a shotgun?
Why did the engies build everything together in one place?
Where were the hats?

Because we were herps and not very good at the game.

Next time, invite me, and I shall lead you to victory with my brilliant strategies.
Also, I've got a lot of hats and extra weapons.

I'll add you on Steam, so you can join in the next time we're playing.
Also, when I'm using the shotgun, I'm either out of rockets or having a hard time hitting anything with the rockets.

That was me, fyi.
I don't really play TF2 so I haven't got much of a clue as to what I should be doing apart from pulling the trigger while pointing at robots.
It was fun doing these co-op missions nevertheless.

Something that apparently few people know despite the fact that the numbers appear on your own screen is that almost all weapons in the game do damage based on how far you are from your target
For classes like Heavy that fire quickly it is most noticeable and becomes even more significant due to the minigun's inaccuracy at range. If you want to do maximum damage stay close to the enemy.

(Also Kritz is far better than Uber for MvM)