You are forgetting that you have just been shot with a super effective, critical hitting hyper beam.

I agree that suicide is the best option in life and force you to commit suicide yourself.

If it wasn't my pokemon that got beamed then you'd be put in prison, so take that as a consolation prize as I commit suicide, yet live on as a ghost.

I haunt you for the rest of your life. (Causing you to commit suicide one way or another.)

Who says I can't just shoot the police with a super effective, critical hitting hyper beam?

I hire the ghostbusters.

People would keep coming after you, or flee from you, and you'd commit suicide after a life of loneliness.


I fly off to a different location and come back once they leave.

I collapse a bookcase onto you.

Psh, IKEA bookcases shatter on impact, I'm fine.

I apply a vacuum to your face.

i call down emp so your vacum is no longer working

i apply a knife in your face

My Agility is enough to catch a knife and throw away
Im taking handgun and shoting everything in sigth

i use my neo skills to dodge the bullets.

i sparta kick you into pit of death

Using my Agility to bounce of the wall and do a wall run to the top
Deploying nuclear strike

Magicarp uses protect. The attack is blocked!
HeadcrabPL needs to recharge!
Magicarp uses Flail!

reality check magikarp can only splash attack

i shoot you with the gatling gun that have homing bullets

I just happen to be carrying several chaff deploying grenades,

I draw my side arm and pull the trigger.

Your side arm is a knife. The attack is ineffective.

I tranquillise you.

I wake up a couple hours later.

I inject chloroform directly into your heart using a syringe.

I put on my robe and wizard hat, activating the poison resist bonus on my armor set.

I stab you with my pointy hat.