I'm busy.
I'm leaving to go to the fair at noon, and then I'll be gone for a few days. I will have my laptop tho so I'll most likely roll either late tonight or sometime tomorrow.
I want to cram in as many vidya games as I can (IE MvM) because my laptop is bad at games.

Ok that was a lie so
I'm going to the fair tomorrow apparently. Damn rain.
Also, guys. PICK A WAY TO IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. WOULD YOU PREFER COLORS, OR TRADITIONAL DIALOGUE? AS IN:
♥♥♥♥♥♥ A: hi gentleman
♥♥♥♥♥♥ B: hello gentleman

ROLL INBOUND

Roll 1 - Day 4746

Harzipan - Isaac :
You are sitting around with your good pal Bodil, chatting. (Read below)



Roast Veg - Bodil:
"Hey, Isaac."
"What?"
"You ever think we'll find anything out here?"
"Maybe one day. Who cares, anyway. It's not like we have much back at home to miss. Wives who probably left us, kids we never had."
"Yeah, I guess you're righ-"
You are interrupted by a crash.
What the hell is happening here??



Unwoundpath - Waqu:
You are sat in the infirmary, wrapping a bandage around Robert's arm.
"I told you not to ♥♥♥♥ with the handsaw!"
"I know, I know, shut up."
With a *zzZIP* and a pat on the arm, you send him on his way.
"Well, looks like you're good to go. Now go do.. something."
"I'll be sure to remember later, but for no-"
A *BAM* interrupts him.



TheKebbit - Havelock:
You're in the firing range, by yourself, unwinding by blowing off a few shots.
Suddenly, you hear a loud noise.. Not your gun, something from the bunks..





caekdaemon - Robert:
You're shaken by the sound. You rush to where you thought you heard it - the bunks.
This has got to be the work of English. He's such a klutz.



CrazyMLC - Jonathon:
Yeah, it was you. You were TRYING to set up bunk beds to maximize the space in the bunks so you could move the card table in here, as well as a mini-fridge and the bench-press. What really happened was Bodil's bed fell and crushed Isaac's and caused it to collapse on itself, making a huge noise and an even bigger mess. Gah, how do you fix THIS?




TheChairman - Richard:
You whittle away at a spare rod of metal with your knife.
"Oh, now you ♥♥♥♥ up English."
"Sh-Shut up! I can.. fix this.. ♥♥♥♥.."



nicolasx - Heather
You are dead. Females can't enter deepspace, their uteri explode violently and they die.

Remember what we're doing here, go help John.

"Your such a clutz sometimes."

May I request you put the characters names next to our usernames, hard to see who's who right now. Also, I would prefer colors, I take yellow!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING THEY ARE NEXT TO THE USERNAMES
>_>

Sigh and wait. The others have got this handled,

(Over loudspeaker/Com) "England... what was that?"

I assume that we have access to some sort of com system, right?

Color Befoo, activate!

OK. Colors added.
MLC automatically gets dark green for being a Jake English insert character.

"females can't enter deepspace, their uteri explode violently and they die"

wut

Death on the first roll. That's... impressive.

"I know, you don't have to tell me again, guys."

*fumbles to grab the walkie talkie thing after hearing Isaac's message*

To Isaac over the walkie talkie: "It's - it's nothing haha, nothing at all. Don't you worry your big, handsome, rugged self about it. Your bed is peeeeeeerfectly fine. Perfectly."

"..."

"GUYS WE HAVE TO FIX THIS ♥♥♥♥ NOW."

"Oh ♥♥♥♥."

*turns off walkie talkie*

> FIX ALL THE THINGS

CHAIRMAN, ACTION

LAWL. Holy ♥♥♥♥.

Haha, may I re-apply? With a male character obviously.

> Try to help Jonathon fix stuff.

Also, orange colour please.

No, nicolas. Are you dumb or something?? You're 12 years of spacetravel out in space, there is no replacement.
Also, Harzipan, Isaac is objectively handsome. It is fact that he is one beautiful son of a gun.