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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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 Re: Survive the above posters attack He eats poisonous 'shrooms.
I activate the C-4.
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| Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:02 am |
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack The C-4 broke.
I shoot you in the head.
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| Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:46 am |
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I dodge it Matrix-style.
I throw a grenade to your face.
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mikolaj007
Joined: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:34 am
Posts: 213
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Re: Survive the above posters attack i kick the grenade. it blows up in air
i use portal gun to kick you in your nuts
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I have balls of steel.
You break your leg trying to kick my balls of steel.
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Asklar
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am
Posts: 6211
Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Your balls of steel melt into plasma.
I shoot laser beams to your direction.
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| Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:47 am |
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I somehow survive the attack.
I use my new plasma balls to shoot plasma at your favorite teddy bear.
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Harzipan
Joined: Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:23 pm
Posts: 1416
Location: North-Ish
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Re: Survive the above posters attack It hits the teddy bear, destroying it.
I launch an unstoppable force at you.
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| Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:27 am |
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
Posts: 4558
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I stop it.
I send an UNDETECTABLE paradox drone at you. YOU DONT KNOW ITS THERE
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I eat cake.
I ask you what would happen if an unstoppable force was to hit an immovable object and your mind implodes.
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Except it doesn't, because I figure out the the force would probably change direction upon impact.
You find me in your bed the next morning, rubbing jam into the sheets.
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Roast Veg wrote: Except it doesn't, because I figure out the the force would probably change direction upon impact. What if the unstoppable force was inside an immovable object? Roast Veg wrote: You find me in your bed the next morning, rubbing jam into the sheets. I help you rub jam into the sheets until my bed smells like delicious strawberry jam. Unless it's marmalade, in which case I shoot you in the middle of your face and set fire to my bed.
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Roast Veg
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Tue May 25, 2010 8:27 pm
Posts: 4521
Location: Constant motion
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Re: Survive the above posters attack Your head is now on fire.
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| Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:54 pm |
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Sir
Joined: Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:17 am
Posts: 202
Location: Brisbane
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Re: Survive the above posters attack I put out the fire by jumping into a swimming pool made of delicious strawberry jam.
I force you to eat roast brussel sprouts dipped in disgusting marmalade.
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Miggles
Data Realms Elite
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am
Posts: 4558
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Re: Survive the above posters attack While not particularly delicious, the "attack" isn't deadly in any way, so I survive.
I impale a cup 8 inches into your brain.
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