Don't worry, my 2 .45's, my mauser, and my 12 gauge are all at the ready (I'll keep the shotty close)


Wrong......
The way she acts is more masculine than one of my friends.....
NO MORE TURKEY LOAD?? D:
EDIT: a jet just flew over my house, if I were really out of it I would think "Oh my god she got the military after me!"

Come on, we all want to hear the long, dramatic story.

So go ahead, or else, we aren't activating protocol Delta Romeo Lima double Foxtrot.

Since my very well being depends on it.
She seriously hits on every single tall guy, then when she's rejected, she starts acting all man-like....
She gets this real deep voice, I don't think she realizes it, either...
It's so creepy...
She then begins to go through stages of denial, first acting like said rejecter never existed, then going back to the masculine ways of the creepy deep voice.
Then she rages about anything negative you said in the past day, and she knows like all of it.

So, she's a manly girl with a deep voice. That doesn't sound too bad. I think she just want to be 'one of the guys'.

That post seriously sent effing shivers down my spine.
OH MY GOD SOMEONE HAS A LIGHT IN MY YARD.
Nevermind, it was just a car.....

Or maybe she is in the desperate need of love.

Buy her a puppy and put it inside a basket and place it outside her house.

Too bad I don't know, and don't want to know, where she lives.
But she knows where I live, oh yes....
Okay, I tried not to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to her, but she wasn't getting the message.

Then pick Duh's advice and be direct.
Go and shoot her a .50 Truth round to her face.

eh, I'm done with this conversation, she left me alone, her desperate measures didn't work.
Now my E-mail is full of just subscriptions (to you know what!)

Photoshoped all the way.

I got that ♥♥♥♥♥ a game. ♥♥♥♥♥es love games.

Holy yes that game looks amazing. I just preordered. Duh, Mackeral, I thank both of you for letting me know about it.

Guys I'm submitting my senior project proposal again, wish my game luck.