I create an anti-non-existence dome in the furthest reaches of space available. There I await what is surely going to be a slow and lonely death due to having no sustainable fuel source to survive for extended periods of time.

I set an anti-matter bomb near the core of the planet that you are currently residing on. In 48 hours it shall explode. The planet you are on does not yet have the technology available to retrieve the bomb from the depths of your planet, nor do you have the means to escape. How shall you deal with this predicament?

THE PLANET I'M ON?!
HA!
I AM ON NO PLANET. I DEVOUR PLANETS. I DEVOUR GALAXIES.
I AM RIPPING HOLES IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF A BOMB?

I SEND BLACK DRONES TO THE FAR RIM, AND ORDER THEM TO DESTROY YOU.

Drones? Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Anti-Air defenses shall deal with them nicely. Even though this little battle is taking place in space. Where there is no air. Still.

24 hours left. Make your choices and carry out your plans, for time is running out.

well considering that the drones are made of pure paradoxical existence, they dont really get effected by anti-air. the missiles would either phase right through or just cease to exist due to the drone's paradox lasers. this would convert them into more paradox pawns for me to use.

i continue to bombard you with paradox army units

That would have been useful if I knew about it earlier.

Run for the control room/Wonder what I did to deserve this.

I send an anti-paradoxical statement in a radar at the drones, in hope that it will disable them or something of the sort.

well ♥♥♥♥
you just disabled the 223rd paradox battalion of the southeast quadrant

i retaliate by sending the 213th paradox battalion of the southeast quadrant

Why the heck are we roleplaying in a game that is not for roleplaying.

I repeat my previous statement but on a larger scale. Like, universe wide. Well, more specifically, the drone army.

i should start and rtd based on the concept of looming universe destruction based on spacetime altering paradox drones
anyway the drones die, but the black hole is still expanding

due to paradoxical madness i am able to summon anti-anti-paradox drones from deleted matter
i shoot them at you

Wouldn't anti-anti paradox drones just be normal paradox drones? IF SO: Defenseattacks

MY VOICE IS MY WEAPON. Say some anti-paradoxical statements into my voice weapon thing. I have accepted my death via black hole. I shall not die due to drones.

I was inside the black hole. I then unhinge my jaw and chew the black hole's reality into horrifying nothingness that spills out into real reality.

Your brain begins to twitch. It feels trippy but also mildly disturbing.

I'm already high problem solved

I throw an asbestos suit at you!

i put an anti dust mask and dogde the attack

before you throw you cough and now you have a cancer

I know you are but what am I.

An asshat.

I send stable-existence drones at you.

I throw giant waffles at them and then eat them.

I hire a badger to eat all your mushrooms. badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom!!