[7:49:20 PM] Mark A. Jones: I'll try and sort out your sexperience.
[7:49:27 PM] Karola: obby
[7:49:28 PM] Nicolas Parulis: waitwhat
[7:49:30 PM] Terri Seddon: >.>
[7:49:37 PM] Neil L. Pearson: lolwat
[7:49:43 PM] Neil L. Pearson: lolololololol
[7:49:50 PM] Mark A. Jones: If Diasy laid with any of these fellows, I'd like that to be roleplayed out, for more sweet experience loot.
[7:49:52 PM] Neil L. Pearson: lolololprtscr
[7:50:03 PM] Terri Seddon: !!!
[7:50:15 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Uh. I volunteer not me.
[7:50:25 PM] Mark A. Jones: But you volunteer others.
[7:50:28 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Yes.
[7:50:37 PM] Mark A. Jones: Joining this petition.
[7:50:40 PM] Terri Seddon: What am I supposed to be doing now?
[7:50:45 PM] Neil L. Pearson: *shrugs* Karola and I have already seen her naked once.
[7:50:45 PM] Mark A. Jones: prayer.
[7:50:54 PM] Nicolas Parulis: I volunteer either the half-elf, Karola, or the tiger.
[7:51:00 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Loltiger.
[7:51:07 PM] Karola: You get experience for having sex?
[7:51:11 PM] Mark A. Jones: I volunteer either the tiger, karola, or RGA.
[7:51:14 PM] Mark A. Jones: And, probably.
[7:51:34 PM] Mark A. Jones: That old man's crazy
IN BED
[7:51:56 PM] Nicolas Parulis: If we kill out mate while sexing, do we get extra XP?
[7:52:01 PM] Mark A. Jones: yes.
[7:52:05 PM] Nicolas Parulis: K.
[7:52:08 PM] Neil L. Pearson: lol
[7:52:28 PM] Mark A. Jones: also, moving to reterm seXP.
[7:52:41 PM] Nicolas Parulis: SexP*
[7:52:47 PM] Mark A. Jones: sure.
[7:53:10 PM] Mark A. Jones: I'll come up with a system for getting you guys more experience than that.
[7:53:11 PM] Terri Seddon: *waves arms* Do I get a choice in this?
[7:53:17 PM] Mark A. Jones: If those things hit it'd be kinda hurtful.
[7:53:19 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Nope. This is a democracy.
[7:53:19 PM] Mark A. Jones: Yes you do.
[7:53:23 PM] Nicolas Parulis: :c
[7:53:28 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Vote system.
[7:53:35 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Lololol
[7:53:35 PM] Mark A. Jones: who wants koge to sex.
[7:53:40 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Well guys,Imma get going.
[7:53:43 PM] Mark A. Jones: see ya.
[7:53:44 PM] Nicolas Parulis: There are six of us, right?
[7:53:48 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Tschao.
[7:53:51 PM] Mark A. Jones: yep.
[7:54:08 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Me, Koge, Tiger, Neo, silent, and Kar.
[7:54:15 PM] Karola: Joey?
[7:54:15 PM] Mark A. Jones: targets? oh.
[7:54:23 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Oh. Yeah. Him.
[7:54:32 PM] Mark A. Jones: haaay aidan.
[7:54:41 PM] Nicolas Parulis: You're missing the best conversation.
[7:54:51 PM] Karola: sex!
[7:54:53 PM] Mark A. Jones: tiger inherently votes with koge.
[7:54:56 PM] gA: (What.)
[7:55:05 PM] Karola: We're done for now. :3
[7:55:09 PM] Nicolas Parulis: So, whoever votes for Koge, also votes for tiger?
[7:55:13 PM] Mark A. Jones: what
[7:55:22 PM] Mark A. Jones: what are we voting on, I thought it was sex or no sex.
[7:55:24 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Or does Koge just get 2 votes?
[7:55:26 PM] Mark A. Jones: are we electing leaders?
[7:55:46 PM] Karola: I thought we were electing who had sex with Daisy
[7:55:47 PM] Mark A. Jones: of the democracy harz mentioned
[7:55:49 PM] Mark A. Jones: ohh
[7:56:01 PM] Mark A. Jones: tiger gets its own vote then.
[7:56:02 PM] Nicolas Parulis: I thought we were voting for potential sex partners.
[7:56:02 PM] Neil L. Pearson: We're electing sex partners apparently.
[7:56:10 PM] Mark A. Jones: I see.
[7:56:14 PM] Mark A. Jones: tiger gets its own vote then.
[7:56:20 PM] Neil L. Pearson: lololol
[7:56:25 PM] Mark A. Jones: clothing rippage is a surefire sign for 'Tiger.'
[7:56:28 PM] Terri Seddon: >.>
[7:56:34 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Tigervoteskogewat
[7:56:34 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Your choices are: Me, Tiger, Koge, Neo, silent, or Kar.
[7:56:40 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Or. Minus you.
[7:56:46 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Whoever you are.
[7:56:51 PM] Mark A. Jones: wait, if tiger, she gets double experience.
[7:57:05 PM] Nicolas Parulis: I thought tiger is by itself.
[7:57:14 PM] gA: Look, if you're awarding experience points for screwing party members, I want no part of it.
[7:57:23 PM] gA: Leave my pants alone. >:(
[7:57:29 PM] Mark A. Jones: -silent
[7:57:49 PM] gA: only one person allowed to do that. >n<
[7:57:53 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Tiger?
[7:57:56 PM] Mark A. Jones: tiger is a separate entity for voting but if it gets voted up then she gets both her and his experience.
[7:58:08 PM] Mark A. Jones: @aidan: no, I'm saying silent (you) is -'d from the list.
[7:58:22 PM] Nicolas Parulis: So. Now we're at five people?
[7:58:24 PM] gA: thank you.
[7:58:31 PM] Mark A. Jones: four people and a tiger.
[7:58:33 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Wait what
[7:58:39 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Four people and a tiger.
[7:58:40 PM] Mark A. Jones: oh, and she can summon a creature for a few rounds.
[7:58:44 PM] Neil L. Pearson: two guys two girls
[7:58:46 PM] Nicolas Parulis: dargunz
[7:59:02 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Two guys, two girls, and tiger.
[7:59:05 PM] Neil L. Pearson: yeah
[7:59:10 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Not sure what gender the tiger is.
[7:59:22 PM] Neil L. Pearson: roll a 1d2
[7:59:28 PM] Karola: the tiger's name is Davnik
[7:59:31 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Still.
[7:59:32 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Oh
[7:59:34 PM] Neil L. Pearson: So
[7:59:39 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Female then.
[7:59:42 PM] Neil L. Pearson: :p
[7:59:42 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Rolling.
[7:59:49 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 3 below: Guy
[8:00:01 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 3 Above: girl
[8:00:06 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 3: Reroll
[8:00:14 PM] Neil L. Pearson: 1-3 buy, 4-6 girl?
[8:00:20 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 2
[8:00:22 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Tiger is guy.
[8:00:28 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Okaythen.
[8:00:46 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Can't Davnik find a nice lady tiger for him?
[8:00:53 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Uh.
[8:00:57 PM] *** gA added John ***
[8:01:01 PM | Edited 8:01:06 PM] Mark A. Jones: sexp goes to the lady tiger then. hey mew.
[8:01:06 PM] Karola: o_o
[8:01:09 PM] Neil L. Pearson: John?
[8:01:11 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Oh
[8:01:11 PM | Edited 8:01:14 PM] John: ((going to lurk, pay me no mind))
[8:01:15 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Hey mew.
[8:01:21 PM] Mark A. Jones: lolwut.
[8:01:23 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Ok. More dicing.
[8:01:25 PM] Mark A. Jones: anyway.
[8:01:25 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Woah
[8:01:26 PM] Mark A. Jones: so wait.
[8:01:27 PM] Mark A. Jones: harz.
[8:01:30 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Suddenly it's past 5.
[8:01:35 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Gotta go.
[8:01:36 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Yeah Dav?
[8:01:43 PM] Mark A. Jones: you're saying below 3 is boy, above 3 (4-6) is girl. 1/2 girl, 1/3 boy.
[8:01:44 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Byeee.
[8:01:48 PM] Mark A. Jones: o/
[8:01:54 PM] Nicolas Parulis: No. I said if it's 1-2, it's a guy.
[8:02:00 PM] Neil L. Pearson: He rolled a 2 anyway
[8:02:01 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Er.
[8:02:03 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Yeah.
[8:02:05 PM] Mark A. Jones: oh, so boy.
[8:02:07 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Yus.
[8:02:08 PM | Edited 8:02:13 PM] gA: pair kar off with the tiger and let the rest do as they please.
[8:02:10 PM] Mark A. Jones: okay, which boy.
[8:02:11 PM] Nicolas Parulis: ...
[8:02:16 PM] Karola: wha!?
[8:02:18 PM] Nicolas Parulis: I saw that.
[8:02:27 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Kar and the tiger are compatable.
[8:02:31 PM] Karola: I liked it before the edit
[8:02:31 PM] Mark A. Jones: srykar you've been voted into the sex.
[8:02:32 PM] gA: ;D
[8:02:33 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Hah.
[8:02:36 PM] Nicolas Parulis: :c
[8:02:41 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Ok. Let's dice.
[8:02:43 PM] gA: nah.
[8:02:49 PM] Mark A. Jones: *picks her up and puts her over there, then picks the tiger up and puts it on her*
[8:02:52 PM] Nicolas Parulis: There are now 5 of us available for sexing.
[8:02:52 PM | Edited 8:02:55 PM] Mark A. Jones: there, sex.
[8:02:53 PM] John: [6:59:09 PM] John: Fornication is trying and stressfullll
[6:59:10 PM] Mark A. Jones: ehehehe.
[6:59:16 PM] John: xp everywhereeeeee
[6:59:19 PM] Mark A. Jones: ^
[6:59:27 PM] Mark A. Jones: roleplaying
[6:59:35 PM] John: ^ I better see that linked in the game |D
[6:59:49 PM | Edited 6:59:52 PM] John: and/or quoted
[6:59:53 PM | Edited 6:59:57 PM] Mark A. Jones: there will be bonus sexp for good roleplay.
[8:02:53 PM] Karola: ;___________;
[8:02:54 PM] Neil L. Pearson: What about meeeee?
[8:03:00 PM] John: John coughs and goes back to lurking
[8:03:09 PM] gA: nah.
[8:03:12 PM] gA: harz/tiger.
[8:03:14 PM] Karola: plznoguiz
[8:03:21 PM] Mark A. Jones: *picks the tiger up and puts it on koge*
[8:03:23 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Gimme a sec. I'm going to put each of us on a die value.
[8:03:28 PM] gA: Except me.
[8:03:30 PM] Mark A. Jones: gimme 4.
[8:03:32 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 'cept you.
[8:03:34 PM] Mark A. Jones: she can have godly sex.
[8:03:37 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Tiger is 4?
[8:03:37 PM] Karola: but dats not fair
[8:03:42 PM] Mark A. Jones: I'm 4.
[8:03:44 PM] Neil L. Pearson: buahahaha
[8:03:49 PM] Karola: I want 6 ;_;
[8:03:50 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Dav, you're not part of this.
[8:03:52 PM] Neil L. Pearson: It's worth it to be late to read this.
[8:03:54 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Tiger Dav is.
[8:03:57 PM] Mark A. Jones: ohhh.
[8:03:59 PM] Mark A. Jones: right.
[8:04:01 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Wait, I am too?
[8:04:04 PM] gA: so you're using a D6?
[8:04:06 PM] John: "plznogaiz"
"I want 6 ;-;"
[8:04:06 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Yes.
[8:04:13 PM] Karola: There's only 5 people
[8:04:15 PM] Karola: derp
[8:04:19 PM] gA: 6 is mew.
[8:04:19 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 6 is reroll.
[8:04:24 PM] Neil L. Pearson: HAHAHAHA
[8:04:26 PM] John: ;D
[8:04:30 PM | Edited 8:04:47 PM] Mark A. Jones: 6 is giant centipede two's corpse.
[8:04:33 PM] Karola: xD
[8:04:34 PM] Neil L. Pearson: xD
[8:04:43 PM] gA: the one Harz didn't cut into 103 pieces?
[8:04:49 PM] Mark A. Jones: right.
[8:04:52 PM] Neil L. Pearson: No
[8:04:54 PM] Mark A. Jones: the one kar sort of
[8:04:56 PM] Neil L. Pearson: The one that he DID cut uop
[8:04:58 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 1: Harz, 2: Tiger, 3: Kar, 4: Neo
[8:04:58 PM] Mark A. Jones: put a little hole between the shoulders.
[8:05:02 PM] Neil L. Pearson: I'm 4?
[8:05:03 PM] Nicolas Parulis: 5: Koge
[8:05:03 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Okay
[8:05:07 PM] gA: 6: mew
[8:05:08 PM] Neil L. Pearson: What are we rolling for?
[8:05:11 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Sexing.
[8:05:15 PM] Mark A. Jones: wait, what.
[8:05:19 PM] Neil L. Pearson: But with who?
[8:05:19 PM] Mark A. Jones: 5 can't be koge, she can't sex herself.
[8:05:22 PM] gA: 15: Me. Because you're using a d6.
[8:05:26 PM] Mark A. Jones: no experience for...
[8:05:33 PM] Neil L. Pearson: [8:05 PM] Mark A. Jones:
<<< no experience for...xD
[8:05:35 PM] John: Except for the part where you realize a hand is a valuable thing
[8:05:40 PM] Nicolas Parulis: How the he-
[8:05:41 PM] Mark A. Jones: ah what the hell, if she touches herself in a roleplay fashion I will definitely allow it.
[8:05:41 PM] Nicolas Parulis: ...
[8:05:51 PM] Karola: God dammit that what my idea, silent. :c
[8:05:54 PM] Terri Seddon: Who says I can't sex myself?!
[8:06:03 PM] Nicolas Parulis: OK
[8:06:03 PM] gA: Dav does.
[8:06:10 PM] Mark A. Jones: [8:05 PM] Mark A. Jones:
<<< ah what the hell, if she touches herself in a roleplay fashion I will definitely allow it.
[8:06:12 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Lol what the hell is wrong with us?
[8:06:13 PM] Nicolas Parulis: If I roll you twice, you get yourself.
[8:06:17 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Dav, re-link dice thing.
[8:06:19 PM] Terri Seddon: xD
[8:06:24 PM] Mark A. Jones:
http://wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm[8:06:25 PM] Mark A. Jones: WAIT NO
[8:06:26 PM] Neil L. Pearson:
http://wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm[8:06:26 PM] Karola: [8:05 PM] Neil L. Pearson:
<<< Lol what the hell is wrong with us?
[8:06:33 PM] Mark A. Jones: if she touches herself in character I'll allow it*
[8:06:36 PM] gA: Roll(2d6)+0:
1,4,+0
[8:06:39 PM] gA: Harz, Neo.
[8:06:46 PM] Mark A. Jones: so harz.
[8:06:46 PM] Nicolas Parulis: NO. I'm doing this.
[8:06:51 PM] Neil L. Pearson: [8:06 PM] Mark A. Jones:
<<< if she touches herself in character I'll allow it*Have to roll for perception.
[8:06:56 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Gotta be able to feel it.
[8:07:02 PM] Mark A. Jones: *rolls a 1*
[8:07:06 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Kar got Koge
[8:07:09 PM] Mark A. Jones: You are incognizent of the sex.
[8:07:10 PM] Terri Seddon:
Roll(2d6)+0:
6,6,+0
Total:12
[8:07:11 PM] John: "...is it in?"
[8:07:21 PM] Mark A. Jones: holy ♥♥♥♥ you got mew.
[8:07:22 PM] Mark A. Jones: lots of mew.
[8:07:24 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Wait, so Harz and I are sexing?
[8:07:26 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Noooo
[8:07:27 PM] John: ;DDDD
[8:07:30 PM] Nicolas Parulis: No. Kar and Koge are sexing.
[8:07:30 PM | Edited 8:07:41 PM] Mark A. Jones: mew is in support of this roll.
[8:07:39 PM] Neil L. Pearson: wtf
[8:07:47 PM] Karola: What the hell is going on
[8:07:51 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Mew is "supporting"
[8:07:53 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Uh. I got tiger. .-.
[8:07:59 PM] Neil L. Pearson: HAHAHAHA
[8:07:59 PM] gA: Kar and Koge. Harz and Neo. Dav and Mew.
[8:08:03 PM] John: ;D
[8:08:04 PM] Mark A. Jones: wat
[8:08:05 PM] Mark A. Jones: wAT
[8:08:06 PM] Mark A. Jones: WAT
[8:08:07 PM] Neil L. Pearson: WAT
[8:08:08 PM] Karola: This is interesting
[8:08:10 PM] Mark A. Jones: oh, dav the tiger.
[8:08:11 PM] Nicolas Parulis: ...
[8:08:16 PM] Mark A. Jones: have fun mew.
[8:08:19 PM] Nicolas Parulis: That leaves Neo and Kar.
[8:08:22 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Wait
[8:08:24 PM] John: ...can I have the other dav?
[8:08:30 PM] Mark A. Jones: no, you get the tiger.
[8:08:30 PM] Karola: What do you mean it "leaves" us?
[8:08:34 PM] Nicolas Parulis: What am I even doing.
[8:08:36 PM] John:
[8:08:36 PM] Neil L. Pearson: Me and Kar? That's awkward, we're basically siblings.
[8:08:42 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Yes.
[8:08:42 PM] gA: Neo and Harz.
[8:08:47 PM] gA: Kar and Koge.
[8:08:48 PM] Mark A. Jones: wat, no, neo and harz was a thing.
[8:08:50 PM] gA: Dav and Mew.
[8:08:51 PM] John: BOnus xp if you make it awkward
[8:09:01 PM] Mark A. Jones: awkward tiger sex is always a thing.
[8:09:01 PM] Karola: It already is awkward
[8:09:01 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Tiger + Harz = Really awkward
[8:09:01 PM] gA: <<
[8:09:02 PM] Neil L. Pearson: [8:08 PM] John:
<<< BOnus xp if you make it awkwardIn that case I'm with Dav.
[8:09:08 PM] gA: >>
[8:09:13 PM] Mark A. Jones: pfffchh
[8:09:14 PM] Karola: you really want your xp
[8:09:18 PM] Mark A. Jones: ^
[8:09:22 PM] Neil L. Pearson: ^
[8:09:24 PM] Nicolas Parulis: Take one for the team guys.
[8:09:29 PM] Neil L. Pearson: ^