ffs you cant dodge what you dont know is there YOU HACK

Adriaan [2]
Look around, figure out where the hell I am and what is going on and is there anyone else around here and...
Adriaan: "WHERE AM I? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? IS THERE ANYONE AROUND? AND AND AND"
*BONE CHILLING SCREAMS OF UNSPEAKABLE TORTURE AND PAIN*
Adriaan: "WHAT WAS THAT?"

Miggles [3]
> Wake up immediately and sneak up on HKU. THEN BOP HIM IN THE FACE.
You're still seeing stars from a little kick to the face - but you manage to inchworm over to HKU through commendable determination.
If only you could move your arms and bop the spiral fiend.

TorrentHKU [5]
> Dodge Miggles.
Dodge what?
Erm...
HKU: "Sorry to hear that...
Um.
Do you know where we are?"

???: "EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M KIND OF MOURNING OVER HERE!
I MEAN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥, LOOK AT HIM. HE WAS LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME, AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU DERP AROUND THE ROOM LIKE NOTHING MATTERS!
YOU'RE ALL ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥holes AND YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE!"

*MOANS OF UNADULTERATED AGONY*

Harzipan [5]
Fight through the pain and bite off the leg.
You've managed to bite through most of your leg, with the occasional scream or moan. The pain is more agonizing than anything you have EVER felt before in your entire life - but at least you taste pretty good.
With all of the skin connecting your leg to your pelvis eaten, you finally, with one last tug, tear your leg straight from its socket.

*SILENT SCREAMS OF INDESCRIBABLE TORMENT"

HKU: "God, finally he shuts up."
???: "YOU INSENSITIVE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ GET OVER THERE AND HELP HIM. HE'S GOING TO DIE. JUST LIKE... JUST LIKE..."

Izen [5] (Have a free double roll for me forgettin' you, bud.)
>Inquire into how ghost court works.
Izen: "Well, well, what do I do? In court, I mean?"
Ghost Policemen (in unison): "Not our division."

*UNBELIEVABLE SCREAMS OF INSUFFERABLE ANGUISH*

...

Ghost Policeman: "Don't worry, ya can cross that bridge when you come to it. Probably."

Izen [4]
>Resist ghost cops
Izen: "WAIT. I think someone is mourning over me! Don't I get to stay as long as someone remembers me, or uh, make last amends or something? I have rights, right?"
Ghost Policeman: "Tell it to tha judge."
You shake free of their grasp, and yell.
Izen: "No! You have to let me go! I'm telling you!"

The instant you show signs of resistance, they get out what looks to be a taser.

Izen: "What? No! NOOOO-"
*BZZZZZZT*
Uncontrollable spasms send you to the floor in an unseemly pile, at which point the officers scoop you up and haul you along. It's then that the lights go dim.

The next thing you know, you're sitting in the defendant's chair in a courtroom.
???: "The prosecution would like to bring forth its first witness... The victim in this case - Reality!"
Crowd: "GASP!"