CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [8-1=7]:
All the stone spikes become covered in cracks, then begin glowing out from those cracks, then shatter and crumble, releasing a deluge of cherry red magma down the stands. #1 swears and jumps sideways rapidly to avoid the sudden river of burning stone that cascades down the seats. In fact, she's completely distracted by it, and doesn't even notice that you've destroyed all your own cover, and are now in plain sight.



Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [4]:
You quickly claw your way up over the wall, and look up to see #5 hovering in midair above you.
"Come and get it!"
She grins, and suddenly stops hovering. You put up a Psionic barrier above you to stop her attack.
It fails.
#5 shatters through your barrier, her foot stomping down on your shoulder and driving you into the ground, smashing the stands again and forcing you back down to the arena floor in a cascade of rubble.



Amazigh ("Amazigh") [3]:
You fire a few more plasma bolts at her, but they're bad throws and she easily dodges them as she walks towards you.



Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [1]:
Before you can fire another salvo, #6 rears back and roars, and the various flechettes that hit her shoot out from her skin. And then suddenly, she's right next to you.
"I'MMA BEAT A ♥♥♥♥"
She grabs your mecha's leg, fingers making visible dents into the metal, and lifts you up over her head, holding you like a club.
"WITH ANOTHA ♥♥♥♥."
And suddenly you're thrown through the air, and then you hit the stands where McBadass was a moment ago, and then your mecha explodes in a great fiery explosion of ammunition and mecha reactor.



GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [7-4=3]:
"AGdagsdgklshuivnesrogurgle."
"Uh."
You finish regenerating your face so it isn't a mass of melty flesh.
"That was entirely unnecessary. I was merely trying to be a gentleman."
She waves her hand dismissively at you.
"Yeah yeah. I'm a sore loser, and it's not like you're actually hurt anyway. And while it IS refreshing to be treated like a lady for once, I'm not exactly craving it or anything.
But fine, I'll stop."



Fail Flail (Grif Mason) [5]:
"Boob release? Why don't you ever do nice things like that for me #2?"
"It makes me really hungry. Also I don't need to yet."
You quickly snap your rifle up, Megido still up to prevent her from attacking. She just stands there, arms crossed, waiting for you.
You think nothing of it, and fire. The round exits your gun, shoots forward, and bounces off the inside of your shield, then into your mecha's leg.
Your mecha's shin practically explodes, and you fall down to the ground, swearing uncontrollably.
"Derp."



Game Events: Me oh my, but that was close. She almost HIT me with that!
"I know, so close. So so close..."

#1 is in the stands.
#2 is fighting Grif.
#3 is fighting Amazigh, is using "Boob Release Thing".
#4 is retired. Jackson Wins!
#5 is fighting Vadim.
#6 has defeated her opponent!

FAIL FLAIL AND GLOWSTICK.

DERP.
"Well thank you. I appreciate it.... I have to admit,' Motion at Tomaster's explosion 'He very much deserved that."

Too long since last roll arg.

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [2-1=1]:
The heat from the magma is making the air shimmer. So prettily... Wait, where did she go? Where did EVERYTHING go? All you can see through the hazy mirage of the molten stone is a dull grey-white color from the stone of the arena, mixed in with the blue of the sky in great muddled patterns. Everything else is just not there. You assume this works both ways, and #1 is now searching for you, since you aren't being filled with bullets.



Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [4-1=3]:
You power through the pain of your injuries, and send as many Psionic spikes, blades, and sharp edges as you can into the air towards #5. She deflty slips her foot beneath a large piece of rubble, then snaps it upwards, followed by the rest of her body. The rubble acts as a shield, and your attack is blocked with no problem. She then lifts her foot up over you, and you notice another one of the small diamonds appear beneath her heel, the long point facing downward.
You try to move it out of the way in time, but she aims for the largely unmoving shoulder, spearing her sharp heel-blade through your GOOD shoulder, before leaping away as you swipe at her with Keltzinogre. This is looking bad. One arm broken, the other damaged, legs trapped beneath a bunch of rubble, and your opponent is standing over you, ready to strike.



Amazigh ("Amazigh") [6]:
Wait. What are you, stupid? You've got a brain-supercomputer. To hell with this, TARGETING. You engage your cyborg enhancements, and time seems to slow down, allowing you to easily target #3 and launch a small barrage of plasma bolts, including plenty flanking her (6+2=8). This takes her by surprise, and rather than dodge, she just crosses her arms over her face and turns to minimize her body area exposed. She still gets hit with 4 of the bolts, and the damage makes her fall to one knee in pain, dropping her sword.
Hmph. Looks like that "Boob Release" thing wasn't anything to get excited ab... huh? Wait, is she ok? How the hell, she took 4 of those bolts and her skin isn't even touched!
...
Did her boobs shrink?



Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [7]:
Suddenly, instead of being dead to pieces, you find yourself on the sideline, next to the Blue Demon and McBadass.
He holds out a red and white vertically striped bag to you.
Popcorn?

Over on the other side of the arena, #6 pumps her fist and flips off the sky.



GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [6]:
"Well thank you. I appreciate it...."
You watch the battle continue, mostly paying attention to Vlad losing and Amazigh winning.
"I have to admit, he very much deserved that."
You gesture over at the smoking remains of Vadim's mech, and #4 nods in agreement.
"Yes, well, he's been giving me crap for years. Felt good to get that out of my system."
"...
Wait, it felt good? But... SHE did that."
"And? We're the same person aren't we? Just because a person's in 2 places at once doesn't mean they're seperate.
Heh. That would've been good to know for-"
She catches herself, and just shakes her head while smiling wistfully.



Fail Flail (Grif Mason) [10]:
"Okay. Try that again."
You get your mecha to a crouch on one knee, take aim with your Gungnir, and this time drop the shield for a fraction of a second when you fire, allowing the round to get out. Of course, #2 vanishes out of the way right as you fire, causing the round to swoosh right through where she just was. You try again, 4 times, with the same result each time.
You realize you're gonna need another strategy as she leans to one side and waves innocently.



Game Events: "#1 and #5 both have good opponents. #4 I'll have to punish."
Well, that was the peak of her power before... well, she got her other power. And its not a "real" battle right now anyway. Not surprised that she was lazy about it.
"Oho, not MY girl she won't be! Slackassitude will NOT be tolerated. I refuse to have her turn into you."
I am not a slackass!
"You built this arena in Minecraft, run your games with an NES, and hired us to run the whole damn competition thing here. You're a slackass."
Psh, I do a lot more than you know about, my dear.

#1 is in the stands.
#2 is fighting Grif.
#3 is fighting Amazigh, is using "Boob Release Thing".
#4 is retired. Jackson Wins!
#5 is fighting Vadim.
#6 has defeated her opponent!

Someone halp me pweeze.

Rough, expanding Psionic bubble shield around myself, focusing on strength of shield above anything else.