TorrentHKU [5]
> Harzipan: Be the Gurren to my Lagann. Then, make this ♥♥♥♥ happen.
You turn into a robot head.
You're like, the coolest robot head around.
If only Harzipan would turn into a giant robot.

Asklar [4]
>Pretend to be a wall.
Imagining yourself as a wall, you suddenly see that you're in a perfect position to divide up the room. I mean, you're no architect or interior decorator, but if you were a wall this place would look awesome.
If only you really were a wall.

Izen [4]
>Manipulate reality. Might as well.
You attempt to manipulate and gain a bit of a hold on reality. You think it might file a restraining order later, but that can wait.
Oh, hey! Look! You think you can see that guy you tackled.
Hm... Maybe if you just...
*CRACK*

Adriaan [4]
Watch movie, it looks awesome already. Immerse myself in its plot and unravel the deeper sociocultural message it conveys.
The movie is so awesome, I don't think it could be described in words. Like, you don't even know what is going on, you just know it's cool.
The movie finally ends, and as you leave the theater, all you really remember is the main character wearing his sunglasses, and that there were miniguns involved.
The only message you can gather from the whole experience is that violence is really, really cool.
Oh, and sunglasses. They're cool too.

Harzipan [5]
Be the Gurren to HKU's Lagann.
HKU falls to the floor wrapped in a ball, slightly resembling a robot head.
Instantly, you know what you must do.
You grab him, and with your mighty strength, heft him up onto your shoulders so he acts as a big, fleshy, robot-esque head.
*CRACK*
Your leg instantly floods with pain, sending both you and HKU to the floor.
You think it's... broken.
You can't help but feel this is some sort of divine retribution. Or maybe just vengeance from beyond the grave.
(Or maybe HKU is just really, really fat)

Miggles [2]
> Be the Anti-Spiral
You look kinda stupid.
And decidedly human.

Izen [5]
>Become malicious spirit. VENGEANCE
Oh, hey, look, you think it's that guy with that obnoxious voice who was punching you.
ATATATATATATATATATATA - WAH TAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There, that should do it.

Miggles [6]
Find the pesky Spiral Lifeforms and end their wretched cycle.
Oh, hey, look. It's two spiral lifeforms, unconscious on the floor. What a perfect opportunity.
As is optimal, you go for the head of the pesky thing.
*ANTI-SPIRAL STOOOOMP*
Hah! That should finish it. The head creature went and popped off, as well. Glorious.

AWW SHITS NAH.
"CHOUGINGA GIGA DRIIILL BREAKAAAAAAAAAAR"
> ♥♥♥♥ their shits up.

Bish that's not even on the same scale.
Fine, FEAR THE MIGHT OF LORDGENOME HEAD.
Also THEME MUSIC GO.

bich im da antispiral i do wat i wan fuqr

♥♥♥♥♥.
We are Team Dai-Gurren!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?

Spiral scum.

Asklar [4]
>Become a major entity that governs the walls of the universe.
It seems somebody went and forgot the laws of reality, hm?
What a derp they must be.
I mean, he isn't even in a magical parallel universe yet and he's trying to do crazy ♥♥♥♥.
Ludicrous!

TorrentHKU [2]
> ♥♥♥♥ their shits up.
What their what whats?
Sorry, you're breaking up.

Izen [3]
>Become less malicious spirit. See if I can manifest myself in any way.
Seeing as you've had your fill of revenge, you try to find some way to manifest in reality and manipulate objects with a real form.
You aren't sure if you can muster the energy required. You aren't even able to find out before some ghost police come over and tell you you're supposed to come with them.
Something about a restraining order? You aren't even sure what's going on.

Adriaan [3]
Inspiration strikes! Look for a gun shop.
Suddenly, back to consciousness, you bolt upright.
"Damn, that was cool."
Your mind turns quickly to getting your own guns to emulate the awesomeness of that main character. You instantly charge for the door, knocking several derps out of your way to do so; But instead of turning the knob once you reach it, you opt to slam into the door with a mighty thud -- but it doesn't even budge!
You charge into it for a second time, and once again, nothing happens!
"Not cool."
Your thirst for violence against this door has only increased.

Miggles [3]
>Counter CHOUGINGA GIGA DUHRULL BREAKAAAAAAAA with INFINITEE BIGU BANG STOHHHHRRRM
Counter what?
You know, this is really silly. You have so many unanswered questions.
Why are you here? Where are you, even? What is everyone signing up for? Who is that strange old man?
And most importantly...
What turned everyone into an insufferable piece of derp?
Not that you actually give a ♥♥♥♥. You just want a crack at those spiral beings.

Harzipan [2]
Fix leg with shards of bone.
Shards of bone? What? Where?
You know what? Who gives a damn.
After grabbing a piece of jagged, broken bone from the tackler's body, you get straight to work using it to fix your broken bone. This is mostly accomplished by stabbing it right into your knee.
It's a very soothing sensation of ungodly pain.