That was a legit 19, my streak of Asskickingly good rolls was not broken.
Where the hell that -5 come from anyway? What the hell Lady Luck?
> Transmute Metal Shield into a longer, larger shield. I assume it's circular, make it sort of teardrop shaped, with the spike (?) facing my elbow. Make it a big ol thing too.
I AM GUARDIAN.

-5 from rolling a 20, I kind of forgot about that (and all the modifier stuff) also cause you needed nerfing :3.

Crush the pirates and leave none to tell the tale. No quarter given. No mercy this day.

Reply to Misha
"Once, they called me Ghommael. I lived in a big house with lots of friendly servants. There was a dog too, and a pony."

"They went to sleep with mommy and daddy."

Mauler has now remarked on: cheerful childhood memories

I cried.

True story.

*le cough*

It's on pause for now due to FF having RL stuff to deal with, if that still applies since I PM'd him.

Roll 26
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I'm sorry for the infrequent rolls, but as Harzipan said, RL stuffs ♥♥♥♥ me over in a ton of different ways, probably won't get better anytime soon for me, but I'll try to roll more, there's no reason for you guys to suffer.
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[MPC]:TorrentHKU\John= 19 (♥♥♥♥ you Torrent)
Touching your shield, you allow your magical essence flow through, and in a flash, the results are beyond pleasing.
What now rest on your arm is a huge droplet shape shield, with the menacingly sharp point passing your elbow, the rim is serrated, unbelievably sharp and with it being indestructible you won't have to worry about it dulling.
A rather cautious pirate edges towards you, giving you the perfect opportunity to slash his throat with the shields edge, and as he falls back off the edge spurting blood you decide it meets your standards.

TheKebbit\Iron Mauler= 6+1+2= 9
You continue hacking, smashing and slashing in a similar manner, but after a good 9 more kills the pirates start backing away from you, realizing that their usual method just isn't working.

Nighthawk\Mir Swiftclaw= 19
Hurling your stone at their mast it flies past several pirates, and as it implants itself into the old timber, garners several laughs. That is until the wood starts to crack and splinter. As the mast falls off the opposite side of the ship with the sounds of at least 12 falling men, you retrieve your stone, all in a days work...

Huntsman\Henry= 12
Ignoring any sounds emanating from the chest, you open both at the same time, like a boss.

maart3n\Mulch= 19
With the grapple still in your hand, you land a perfect throw on the ships railing and deciding that the deck filled to the brim with pirates is not the best place for a lone dwarf, swing to one of the lower decks. Landing with a perfect commando roll you check your surroundings, the room contains crates and a huge strange whirring device that looks like the power source of the ship, shockingly it appears to be a large levi stone.

Harzipan\Kythen Meertreg= 16
"Hello? Is anybody here that doesn't want to kill me?"
As the lock turns and the lid opens, you find a friendly face, one that appears to be brimming with empathy.

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OH COME ON!!! SERIOUSLY?! A LITTLE ROCK BROKE A TWO METER THICK MAST!!! We needed that!!! This isn't going how Miss Westley said it would at all...
Breaking into tears, DPR starts to have second thoughts on the whole 'pirate' thing.
31 pirates down: 219 left.

> Miggles: Join waiting list.

Name: Mark Finacker
Description: Tall human (6 ft 6 in, or 2m 32cm) with messy brown hair. Wears a dark green hooded cloak with a large belt and a stained leather vest. Medieval equivalent of jeans. Sneaking-sneak boots.
Weapons:
- Curved shortsword (Not scimitar)
- Tons of throwing knives
Items:
- 3x Health potions
- Packed lunch
- Sharpening rock
- Set of SNEAKY NINJA CLOTHES
- Rock apple (Stone carving of an apple, expertly crafted. Made by late father, Jacob Finacker, master stonemason)
Traits\Abilities
T- Sneaky (+1 to sneaking/theft)
A- Focus (+3 to thrown weapons)
A- Ninja Moves (When used, makes no noise at all, theft is less likely noticed.)

Fear my Goatee's majesty.
> Battle Shout at the pirates on the ropes, causing them to fall off in fear.
"BRING IT ON, I'VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE!"

WHYYOUGUYS NO ACTION