NEW TOPIC PLSTHX.

so today i woke up and i hurt a lot. at first i thought my appendix was bursting, but then the pain seemed to come from my bladder.
i lied down for a while, used the restroom a bunch, and eventually ate some food, and felt better. i dont know what it was.

There are fish that can swim up urine from toilets and give you terrible nasty infections.

Only in the Pantanal.

I don't live in a jungle dude.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/coo ... ster/posts

3,000 percent. They made 3,000 percent of what they asked for. That is a true victory.

IN OTHER NEWS.

Canadian shipping suuuuuuuuucks. 12 dollars to ship a record? To Maine? I would understand if it was shipping to Florida or something, but Maine? I'm basically IN Canada!

Demand Progress is doing the same thing and has a lot more votes, and they were the main petition of SOPA/ACTA.
I mean, how does that other site expect to get 50,000 votes in 3 days?

Muhahahaha! My Kickstarter plans are starting to come to fruition! Soon I shall have many, many things to do.

I've figured out a way to trick myself into working out. Instead of weights I've been using swords and axes. It's worked for the past two weeks, which is longer than I've ever been able to make myself keep going before. A battleaxe in each hand works just as well as dumbbells.

Question: What is it with guys and cars? I mean, they're just large pieces of machinery that transport you places.

What's with women and clothes? They're just pieces of fabric that cover your body. It's the exact same thing as clothes, really. There's functionality, appearance, and comfort. Just like a good sweater or pair of pants with be comfortable, nice to look at, and have enough pockets and such, a car with have good handling and acceleration, comfortable seats, and a sleek appearance.

Oooh! I live very close to a bakery "The finnish home bakery", where they make just such finnish rye bread, and the other good one Reska? ... yup. Now you all know that.

It can transport you to any place you want whenever you so desire. It will always run if, in return, you treat it with respect and care. And it will most likely resemble your own personality.

So yeah, it's basically a pet that eats oil, drinks fuel and shits out horsepower.

And you can have sex inside it if your house is occupied by, say, your parents.

I would appreciate if everyone clicked my signature for reasons.


this one isnt a scam i promise, it works