hur butseckz joakz r wittee

I hope nobody got butthurt.

I would have made a better joke, butt ♥♥♥♥ it.

Don't worry Ragdoll. We all accept your life choices, and we support you endeavors to take your relationship to the next level. Via buttsechkz.

All things considered, this is more likely because of Rag pooping too hard, considering that A) he frequently informs us of his bathroom adventures on IRC, and B) I highly doubt he's managed to hook up with Hugh Laurie or Neil Patrick Harris.

^literally

How is a rectal exam done? Did the doctor stick something up your chocolate starfish?

Adriaan I lol'd

Asklar: Well, first the doctor looked at my ♥♥♥hole, then she stuck her hand in there and felt around, and then she put some measuring device in there (which hurt like a ♥♥♥♥♥) and went "Yup, there's a tear and hard stool in there, l2fiber and use some osmotic laxatives for a month"

Oh man, that's gotta hurt.

And why the hard stools? What do you eat? Bricks?
Or didn't you go to the toilet for months?

That must be a shitty job btw, doing rectal exams (no pun intented... Okay, maybe a little bit)

Rye bread, food of the champions.

I eat a pretty normal/balanced diet, so maybe this particular turd just had a ♥♥♥♥ up ride through my intestines. Constipation is a pretty rare thing for me. I go regularly, usually once a day, if not, then every other day.

I once didn't ♥♥♥♥ for two weeks. When I went to the bathroom the turd was so hard and big that it wouldn't go through my anus. So I had to use some sort of wierd enema, and when I sat on the toilet, I pushed so hard that the piece of ♥♥♥♥ went flying at mach 5 into the water.

Then, when I flushed, the thing couldn't do the small turn that the WC piping had. Funny times.


So yeah, I know your pain. It ♥♥♥♥ hurts.

Buttblood.
Poop.
Poop.
Rye bread.
Poop.
Poop.