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 Survive the above poster's attack 
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Life isn't a ♥♥♥♥ card game, maybe you need a reality check.

I change your blood into sand using my alchemical prowess.


Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:02 am
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Dude alchemy isn't real, look it up.

C:\Windows\shutdown.exe -s


Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:48 pm
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C:\WINDOWS\system32\shutdown.exe -a

i ban you for trying to shutdown my computer


Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:59 pm
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I rage at the admin till he unbans me.

I then get a dummy legion to assault your home base. (with you in it.)


Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:32 pm
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Raging at admins unbans? What kind of bizarro backwards world do you live in.
Traindroppin', erryday.


Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:24 pm
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i take my bunker buster (from general industries very good) and shoot dummy brain down

then i take my sniper rifle and shoot at your balls


Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:31 am
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I dodge it with my ninja powers

I then send 25774 Beam mechs. from uniterxc,, whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it is


Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:27 pm
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I shove a whole bunch of nuclear fridges in a drop crate and drop it ontop of it. I fill a rocket with nukes and aim it at U


Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:11 pm
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i teleport myself on the other side of the globe

i ♥♥♥♥ at you with corrosive ♥♥♥♥


Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:20 pm
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I use my giant force-field to block your attack

I Shoop Da Whoop!


Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:01 pm
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i use a mirror to reflect teh lazor


Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:15 pm
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Your mirror melts from the force of a laser, and you explode.
Low Orbit Ion Cannon, gogogogogogogogo.


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Sorry, you hit the wrong planet.

I destroy the universe. GOT MY ACTION EDITED.

I rain trains.


Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:21 pm
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I use my MEGA-TON LASER DENTURES to eat them

I try to Bite you


Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:29 pm
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I remind common sense (because common sense is obviously an omnipresent deity) that laser dentures would not work, and burn your face off. You die because of this.

I do nothing. At all.
I STOP EXISTING
but nonexistence is a thing and can be done
i create a paradox so strange and stupidly founded that it creates a black hole, which increases in density every time it sucks something up
the earth and the surrounding planets are gone. the black hole will soon expand to devour the galaxy, and continue growing until it swallows the universe.

TIME IS LIMITED. THE BATTLEFIELD HAS CHANGED TO THE FARTHEST RIM OF THE UNIVERSE. IN 4 PAGES YOU WILL ALL DIE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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