What do you expect when there is no limit?

YOU MUST ROLL US ALL, HKU

I mean, the title still has ACCEPTING NEW PLAYERS all up in there, so what did you expect?

>Explain I mean no harm, and have no idea why or how I'm there

My face is tired.

Roast Veg (Bodil Bodilson) [10]
People keep being afraid of you... This won't do at all, a king cannot be feared by his subjects unless he is an iron-fisted despot. You grab a policeman by the color, drag him kicking and screaming into a nearby alleyway, and several scream-filled, blood splattering, bone crunchy minutes later, a 10 foot tall very stretched looking policeman exits the alley.
Status:
- Monkey King
- Cunning Disguise

unwoundpath [7]
Hmm. This will not do. You set up a Wet Floor sign, leave a sticky note demanding the new guy-in-the-back handle it, and leave for the night. You're sure he'll handle it.
Status:
- Assistant Manager

caekdaemon [6]
You activate your Pussy and ♥♥♥♥♥ magnets, and swag yourself right out the door. Pussies and ♥♥♥♥♥es practically fly through the air from the force of your raw animal magnetism, and soon you are surrounded by cats and dogs.
Status:
- Sworddick
- Animal Magnetism

Nighthawk (Geoffry) [8]
The woman attempts to rise, but finds that her body is stuck to the armchair! Strange! She keeps trying, and gradually becomes more panicked. Then, suddenly, the cushions yawn open, and the woman slides screaming into the maw of the chair, devoured whole. A few demonic looking tentacles flail from the opening temporarily, before retreating back in.
Your power grows.... Now to await your NEXT VICTIM.
Status:
- Demonic Armchair

Tomaster [4]
Still screaming, you reach over the counter and grab a bottle of something white and guzzle a large amount of the stuff, then close your mouth with a mouthful of the stuff and push air through your nostrils suddenly. The tactic works, and a large amount of the booze sprays out your nostrils onto the wall behind the bar. You're not sure how much it did for the eggs though, that didn't taste very fiery. YOU MUST FIND SOMETHING STRONGER.
Inventory:
- 2 ♥♥♥♥♥es

Glowsticks (Bjorn Svenson) [10]
You, BJORN SVENSON, yell.
"AIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥es FILL DEM BAGS."
To make a point, you messily explode the kidneys of a random woman. Nobody sees the exploded kidneys since they only exploded on the inside, which is a problem. You can't have fear and loathing with only internal wounds.
You try again, and her spleen ejects out of her abdomen with the force of a bullet, impaling another person in the side.
Everyone starts cowering in sheer abject terror. Success!
Inventory:
- Ski Mask
Abilities:
- Telekinesis

Izen [3]
You find yourself babbling incoherently in fear, and one of the soldiers smacks you in the head with the butt of his rifle!
You are knocked unconscious!

Miggles [3]
Your actions become completely incomprehensible! Even more than before!

Natti (Harald Olafson) [-]
You are a midget. You find yourself, once again, in the untamed wilderness, naked, and surrounded by empty booze bottles. To the north is a Giant Wolverine. You are absolutely terrified of Giant Wolverines. Luckily, it seems not to have spotted you.