FoiL, broheim, always you.

I'm gonna be out of the country for a week starting later today, so I'll be a late roller.

DAMMIT FOIL I WAS GONNA ROLL THIS TOO

Oh god, sorry, I completely forgot about this.

"Me"
*shout furiously at the pillock*

WHARGIBLY
OH GOD FOIL YOU GOT A 1 AND RAGEPASKO GOT A 6
BLOOD. SO MUCH BLOOD. HOW DOES A HUMAN BODY CONTAIN THAT MUCH BLOOD.

Tomaster [6]:
Oh good. Why does everything inevitably want to kill us?
You don't say this out loud of course. This guy scares the ♥♥♥♥ out of you.
"Me."
You look at FoiL like he's insane, and he burps at the red man. Ok, FoiL IS insane. Great!


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [4]:
"Me."
You interject.
"It was really a group effort. We're an angry bunch."
You then pop up a telekinetic shield around you to guard from the red man. ALSO SUDDENLY YOU HAVE A SPEAR.


CaveCricket48 (Kurt D. Hopkins) [1]:
You think you hear some shenanigans going on back at the beach, but you ignore them for now. Instead, you take out your oar and concentrate on it, softening it with your energy solidification, and willing it into the shape of a longsword.
Unfortunately, you're not used to softening things, and push it a bit too far, making the oar all floppy and soft.
It droops down and lands on your face.
"Hmm. A slight miscalculation."


FoiL [1]:
You raise an eyebrow at this newcomer, and decide he needs to be taught some manners.
"Me."
You then rear back to shout again, drawing forth all of your energy and fury, and out comes...
"BRAAP"
Did
Did you just burp at him? Hmm. Well, there's a SLIGHT chance that he will not appreciate that.


Barnox [6]:
You get a bad feeling, and decide to go back to the beach.
Suddenly, you realize the scary man was headed in that direction as well.
"Oh shitbarger."
You run back to the beach as fast as you can, and arrive to see something very bad happen to FoiL.


Amazigh [4-1=3]:
You copy Tomaster's ridiculous healing power, and engage it at maximum. Oh god you can FEEL the calories being suctioned away aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaa-
Your chest gets very hot for a couple seconds as your metabolism shifts into hyper overdrive, burning fat and repairing tissue at ridiculous speeds.
And then suddenly, you're okay! Well, aside from the fact that you're hungry enough to eat a horse.


Tokochiro [3]:
You decide to run flailing and screaming into the jungle. The stone thing plods along after you at a reasonable pace, knocking over trees headlessly as it goes.



Game Events: "...Okay."
Rage raises his hand at FoiL, who now looks sheepish from his failure to perform. Suddenly, FoiL's limbs shoot out to his sides, and he rises up in the air.
"Woah, what the hell?!"
The Rage jerks his hand back, and FoiL becomes a lot less happy.
Every blood vessel in his body screams in pain as the very blood is ripped out from his body and set floating in the air in front of him, a roughly man shaped cloud of blood drops. FoiL's pale dessicated body falls to the ground and gives a tiny moan, and the blood floats over to Rage.
He condenses a small bit, raises it to his face, and chomps down on the small glob of blood. He then swishes it around in his mouth for a moment, before spitting it out on the sand.
"You lied. There's no rage in you. Your blood's not boiling at all.
...
You all die now."

Kurt and Tokochiro are in the jungle.
Everyone else is on a beach at the Volcano Island.

"No...Rage?....YOU WILL REGRET THAT." Use how offended I am to become the RAGING HULK.

RAWLALALALALALALAL

Tomaster [6]:
"Ugh, christ."
You activate your Burst Regeneration, and feel a slight pain in your stomach from a sudden hunger. At the same time, new feathers quickly grow and pop into existence on your wings, and you form a small dome around you, hardening the wings into a steel-like dome.
You wait a couple seconds, and then the ground explodes.
The sand goes flying up into your little dome, and you're launched backwards through the air into the ocean.


GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [2]:
"No...Rage?....YOU WILL... eh who am I kidding."
You just can't get your hackles up that easily, and besides, your Pain is transformed into Anger, not your random silly indignation or willpower.


CaveCricket48 (Kurt D. Hopkins) [6]:
"Let's try that again."
With your newfound experience, and employing a bit of Alchemy to help, you make the soft energy flow back upwards and take the shape of a sword, then harden it. You look over your handiwork, tilting it to view straightness of the blade.
Not bad, not bad at all! You then put it rightside up again, and uh...
Hmm.
Okay, you made it a BIT larger than expected. But a claymore is still a sword!


FoiL [3-3=1]:
YEAH YOU'LL JUST LIE HERE
IN AGONY
KTHX
OH HEY DIE ANGELUS
OH, YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT ME?
THANKS, THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU
OH, WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?
AMAZIGH HAS US?
OH, HE'S A BRO THEN
THANKS AMAZIGH


Barnox [2]:
You use Summon Golem, and the 4 clumps of sand around the red man rise up into mostly humanoid forms, wrapping their arms around him. Or at least trying to. They all encounter some kind of invisible barrier a good 2 feet away from him, and can't restrain him at all.


Amazigh [5]:
You super speed over to FoiL and Die Angelus, who is crouching next to FoiL's emaciated body.
"He needs his blood back somehow. I don't even know how he's still alive right now."
"Probably painfully."
You heft FoiL's surprisingly light body over your shoulder.
"C'mon princess, you two can't do anything here."
"What do you mean can't do anything?!"
"Correct me if I'm wrong but giving US these weird powers drained yours."
She just looks at you indignantly, and allows you to pick her up. You then teleport across the beach in bursts, very quickly reaching a safe area on the other side of the island.


Tokochiro [2]:
You suddenly get a terrible idea, and spin around to jump at the Golem. It didn't know you were stopping, and you end up jumping right into its stony bulk, knocking the wind out of you and making you fall to the ground.
*cough cough* "Ow."



Game Events: Ban's attacks from the Sand Golems do nothing against Ragepasko's telekinetic shield, and he seems to be getting angrier, letting his rage build up, until finally he releases an ear-rending roar, sending the sand on the beach exploding away from him. Tomaster goes flying into the ocean, while the others manage to hold their ground. NOW Ragepasko looks like he's raging.

Kurt and Tokochiro are in the jungle.
Tomaster is in the ocean.
Barnox and Jackson are on a beach with Rage.
Die, Amazigh, and FoiL are on the opposite side of the island.