I was reminded of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paH97dYR6Lg
If you're extremely impatient just jump to 0:13.

By the way, Non, that was the only text that has ever made me feel raped violently by alien tentacles.

My congratulations to your script-writing and narration abilities.

If you want to keep this RtD as lively as possible, do it!

Go for the drawings

"Did that guy just get face raped? ♥♥♥♥ this. I'm going somewhere that does not involve face rape."

Turn the ♥♥♥♥ around and get out of there.

Slowly but surely, the corruption of the internet spreads into Data Realms Fan Forums...

Don't mind me. I'm just being dramatic.

drawings are cool, unless they're about the tentacle scene

Stick by Dimitri; though flesh-minded, he could be useful after all. Lock all weapons and remain ready to fire at will. Advise retreat to a safer area so we can stock up on items that will provide us with luminosity.

"We and the organics have no visibility here; it is our view that we should retreat and obtain light sources, then come back after the unfortunately violated one has recovered from his encounter."

Hurrah. Openings.

Name: John Sno
Position/Reason on Ship: Sniper hired to murder some dude.
Description: Caucasian with medium lengthed brown hair. Pretty normal.
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Personal weapon in barracks: 'Raptor' Combat Rifle (15/90) A combat sniper rifle suited for all ranges of combat. Semi-automatic, with lightly damaging rounds. Adjustable scope.
Other weapon: Monoknife. It's sharp.
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Inventory:
Fancy Trench Coat w/ Hood
AI Implants (Can speak to AI about stuff)
Picture of Target
Universal Face Mask (Can breath in environments without oxygen)
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Abilities/Traits
Stealthy Assassin: +1 to any roll involving stealth.

I assume that my application is in order. The UFM and the AI might be pushing it though.

Non, tell me if you have any problems with the sheet below.

Name: Aeorn
Position:In rebel group of Nonopians.
Description: Tall, four armed, normal for their species. You humans probably couldn't tell the difference anyway.
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Personal weapon: Quar-I Guass shotgun: About the size of a regular shotgun. Usually wielded by Nonopians; has insane knockback, makes large holes in things.
Other weapon: Hand claws.
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Inventory:
Bio-suit: used for breathing in no atmosphere, useful for deep space missions; also has magnetic attachments for climbing.
Bio poison glands: useful against soft shelled lifeforms.
Teeth.
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Abilities/Traits[1]
Team player: +1 to killing Non-Nonopian lifeforms

Its fine. Tell me if something opens up.