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bacon is delicious, bacon popcorn is delicious, many kinds of bacon derivative are delicious

bacon milkshakes i cannot understand and find mildly disturbing

Definitely disturbing

Bacon isn't delicious, it's merely ok.
Now, sausage patties. Those are the bomb.
I would totally eat a sausage patty milkshake.

Completely agree. I've never understood why people obsess over it. It's just a decent tasting food.

THIS ISN'T WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

I DIDN'T WANT ANY OF THIS

BACON GODS FORGIVE MY BLASPHEMY

THE BACON GOD HAS BEEN DETHRONED, LONG LIVE THE SAUSAGE PATTY KING

I love breakfast sausage, but I think bacon's gross. It's way too greasy for me.

i concede that bacon can be too greasy for some, but it all depends on the luck of the supermarket draw (i can't stand bacon that is 90% white fat either)

also i fry mine crispy for preference

God yes.
Bacon isn't really bacon unless it's good and crispy.

Copious amounts of heresy in this thread. Bacon is ♥♥♥♥ delicious.

Chocolate milkshakes. Yum.

Raspberry ones are better.

Lemon chicken ♥♥♥♥♥es.

♥♥♥♥ delicious. I have lemon chicken and rice from my local take away every time we order. It tastes too good, I think they might be putting something in it.

On the topic of milkshakes. Banana is my favourite.

EDIT :

Good god this article.

Damned dating sims. Its funny though because when I played GameBiz those were all I ever made, because they made tons of cash.