My job involves that. I have a non-disclosure agreement so I can't say why, but I can tell you I work for BAE Systems.

My left leg and a sheet of paper, LET'S DO THIS.

I like the sound of how Matty sits at his computer.

Blanket and a pillow.

An old joystick on the left and a Dell D830 on the right. That laptop is pretty sturdy and heavy, but I doubt that it would be particularly effective. The joystick is pretty much worthless in combat...

Oh wow, that's really cool. I never knew you worked at BAE.

76 cents in change and about 20 or so assorted pens and pencils.

SCRAPPUTER on the left. A wall on the right.

I would only use the wall as it is of less sentimental value to me.

2 guitars in the left, hobby knives on the right.

Blunt force our so sharp they won't even feel it.(Stabbed myself a few times thanks to that.)

A hand weight on the left, a turtle on the right.
Lets do this.

I want that turtle.

Turtles are awesome.

I saw a naughty picture on CSS and decided to cover it up.

youre such a good person

"Zombie Breast Wedgie"

I THINK his name is just plain Breast Wedgie...
But still.

Oh God I laughed so hard at this one!