Zum gerburtstag viel gluck
zum gerburtstag viel gluck
zum gerburtstag viel glu~uck
zum gerburtstag viel gluck!

Just singing you happy birthday SINCE YOU WON'T BE HERE TO ENJOY IT PROPERLY.

Because he already owns a mercedes. And older diesel mercedes have acquired (earnestly) the fame of doing 600,000+ miles without mechanical problems.

Although an E30 would be absolutely delicious as well. But I stand by my word that old mercs are brilliant.

Nah, buy one of those motorbikes with the characteristic german WWII look.

Non, what you said was one of the deepest things I've ever read. It's so deep that...

I bit late to the party and I haven't really been around here much but hey Non, wish you good luck.

*Salute*

Go defuse some bombs or save the world from Galactus or whatever it is you're doing there.

Ho damn, I should look in OT more often.

Non! Don't leave without the other semi-secret-identity-person's best wishes and kisses! <3
Have fun in Germany and see you when you come back.

Have fun in Germany! Buy that motorbike. The autobahns are exquisite!
*Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm!*

Its been nice having you here Non. Come back soon.
When you get back you better have Autobahn pics though.

Used M5. Do it and be a proper Autobahn Stormer. Besides, used models tend to cost some three or four grand, and that's really a lot of bang for your buck.

And what if this is an ultimately elaborated 2013's April Fool's Joke?

He's leaving me his account details so I can use it for HILARIOUS ANTICS later.

I always knew this was all a cons...




And what if you are Non? No, what if Non is your creation?

Well then, I'm reaaally curious about what you will be doing.


Is there a possibility that some day we would know?

Non can't tell us what he's doing because he's signed a non-disclosure agreement. I've had to sign one of them, and I still can't talk about my job.