The only way to know is to do it. Let's do this thing.

I request the attic or basement/bunker.

Anywhere there is little traffic. I prefer to keep a tight ship.

Oh god I'm going to be the house AI aren't I?

Woot.

NO

I AM THE ATTIC HOBO-UNCLE

So, continuing the earlier chat about urinating while erect...

Then I will have the basement.

I can be camouflaged as the water softener/hardener/heater/cooler/moisturiser.

guys will this work

Haha.
No.

We're going to plot out DRLFF in a house.
When we're done you can talk about pissing and erections.

ahhh

Looks good, but the cells in the basement are a bit odd.

But you could always put banned people in there.

But the mutilation table and whipping post just seem either wrong or kinky.

we should put Grif by the mutilation table operating on Lucariokiller

or a notorious ponyfag
there are a lot of notorious ponyfags floating around

Nah.

You could put people in the stocks, have TLB at the mutilation table working on the server.

That, and there is what appears to be a secret passage in the basement

That's a reference to that space station game isn't it? I bet it is.

Or I'm an idiot.

One or the other.

I call the extremely intelligent if not just a smidgen crazy scientist.
Not mad in the way that you think, no; I wouldn't be using that mutilation table often I assure you. But more like "knows how to build superweapons, but doesn't because he's sane" kind of guy.

Or the guy who plots out how to kill everyone in the house but never does because he's sane.

I call executioner/Warden .

No.
You get a cell.