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 Joined: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:26 am Posts: 1633 
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  Re: The LoungeAfter sex or masturbation, a bit of residue can get on/in your urethra. Until it comes loose, you get two streams of urine.
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Data Realms Elite   Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: The Lounge wow ok
then how did it happen when i was a kid wait dont answer that i dont want to know |
| Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:16 pm |
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Data Realms Elite  Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge When that happens, I usually pee at full strength. If things go right, both streams will join in one, if not, the bathroom will get pissed up.
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Re: The Lounge Miggles wrote: wow ok then how did it happen when i was a kid wait dont answer that i dont want to know It applies to any residue, ejaculation is simply the most common reason for there to be junk in yo ♥♥♥♥. |
| Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:16 pm |
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Data Realms Elite Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge CCData: Humans now engage targets from the prone position, if in a suitable location.
I hope this won't end like snipers jumping into the void. That would be going a build backwards. |
| Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:32 pm |
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Re: The Lounge mackerel why do i find your avatar strangely mesmerizing
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| Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:42 pm |
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Data Realms Elite Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Data Realms Elite Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge That was very interesting, but I didn't understand much of it.
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| Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:26 am |
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Data Realms Elite Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:39 am Posts: 4558
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Re: The Lounge What are you talking about..?
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| Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:04 am |
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Data Realms Elite Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:01 am Posts: 6211 Location: In your office, earning your salary.
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Re: The Lounge Your spoilered dialog.
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| Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:18 am |
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Re: The Lounge I, too, had a hard time making sense of lots of...whatever it is that you posted.
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| Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:18 am |
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Data Realms Elite  Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:00 pm Posts: 4144 Location: Hell.
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Re: The Lounge The Nostromo's sibling, the Prometheus. Alien encounters are a family tradition. |
| Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:33 am |
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 Joined: Thu May 05, 2011 1:30 am Posts: 2876 Location: Rent free in your head. Vacation in your ass.
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Re: The Lounge Roast Veg wrote: Do you guys ever get two streams of piss out of your ♥♥♥♥, and you have to angle them both to land in the toilet without splashing your leg with the ricochet from either? I'm not the only one? Jesus Christ. I thought it was because I zipped the tip in my zipper when I was 11. That's right. I know the pain of all pains. You know that's an interesting conversation waiting to happen. Everyone, what was the worst pain you've ever felt. |
| Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:25 am |
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Re: The Lounge Having a 200 pound slab of marble fall on my foot when I was ten, effectively breaking four toes a three main bones. My big toe is still pretty dislodged and there's no real way to get it "fixed".
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 Joined: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:01 am Posts: 303 Location: Afrique d' Sud
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Re: The Lounge Never had immense pain.
I fell off a bmx the other day going down a hill. Got a thorn deep into my gash. But strangely, It didn't hurt whatsoever. |
| Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:51 am |
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