Well yeah, but you won't be nakedly stumbling around puking your guts up.

If you're 120 lbs and chug em all in an hour you probably will be.

I weigh something like 115. Whatever, maybe that's just because everyone in Wisconsin is an alcoholic. Slash it in half, go with five drinks I guess.

you guys and your ALCOHOL

I don't even DRINK alcohol

What about if you mix different kinds, and chug them?
We did do that.

Amen.

Double post ftw.

I've never understood peoples fascination with alcohol.

I don't know anyone that's fascinated with it, but it makes hanging out with people and strangers more enjoyable.

Can you please explain this part to me?

Releases inhibition, makes you all happy, makes you derp, etc.

I don't know how you react to consuming alcohol, but it loosens me up and makes me have more fun with things. I'm more open with everyone in general and more flirtatious with girls, which I see as always a plus.

It's cool when you can do all of that things without alcohol.

You know, I'm sort of popular guy and I've got no problems with socializing; still, I prefer much more my quietness and loneliness.

I barely ever go to parties, and still, I know a lot of people. It's not like parties are the only way to meet people, or the best. In a normal or casual conversation you can get to know people much better, cause in parties you meet them in their "LOLOLOLOL" state.

Party != Bunch of people you dont know, guys.
Can just as easily be a bunch of people you do know.

Also robolee said it but goddamn a lot of you are young and have no idea what you're talking about. "word i dont drink, what is alcohol, why is it fun? I've only had like 3 drinks and I love energy drinks so much omg we mixed all the different kinds of caffeinated beverages and it was so awesome".

I don't even think that's a young thing, I'm only a couple years older than that kid. He's just...I dunno, straight edge or something?

I don't go to parties. I hate large gatherings of people. They're loud and most of the time annoying.
I prefer to spend my time alone on the computer or with one or two good friends of mine.
Which I don't have many of.