How games get you hooked.
On the one hand, it's a Cracked article.
On the other hand, IT ALL APPLIES TO ME OH GOD I'M TRAPPED

What a boss

You can call it fake, but this is real magiiiiiiiiiiiiiic, yey-ey-yearh

cant block it.....
ponies were the worst thing to hit the world.....WHY HASBRO!? WHY?!??!!!??

EDIT:
O.o
Mario got bass.

Some of it is just paranoid speculation, but quite a few bits are quite real and appropriately scary.

I hear ya man, the world has never been worse for anyone living in a 1st world country, I'm surprised there haven't been mass suicides.

yes, of course

worse than the mass slaughter of innocents during the holocaust
worse than the bloody, pustule-ridden suffering of victims of the bubonic plague
worse than the taste of orange juice after you brush your teeth

your vague and general blanket statement truly expresses the horror of a show for little girls that people from the internet decided to watch

......take a good look.

And why do you care? If you don't like it then don't watch it, I don't like it either, so I just don't watch the show or bother with replying to things involving ponies. No one's aiming a gun to your head about it.

......*looks around with shifty eyes*.....of course not!

I've never been too concerned with MLP. I saw the first episode. It was animated decently, and the plot wasn't terrible. I'm just not interested in what the show's about, so I don't watch it.

Protip #234: If you don't like something, you don't have to let everyone know.

Not sure about the validity of that graph, audience IS spelt incorrectly after all.

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