If a retarded person broke into my house and hit me, I would beat him to death. I'm a restrained person, but just give me a reason.

I know how you feel

That's certainly a unique definition of restrained

I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemma_McCluskie#Death

I live near that canal.

What's worse is: my mom let him in.
It was so he could see my cousin, who was forced to befriend him, but he never did.
All he did was meet me.
In the face.
With a baseball.
Very swiftly and forcefully.

In Canada, Gorilla Munch comes in bags

how to make crepes like a huge piece of ♥♥♥♥

Date a girl for eight months, and do pretty much nothing physically.
Hang out with a girl for six hours and engage in nightlong coitus.
Why didn't I try this earlier?

Anyone spot this yet?



Actually pretty decent animations too.

My favourite part was the end with the Deagle

If the only creatures besides humans left in the world were chickens that look like babies, would you eat the charred baby looking chickens for food?

Why wouldn't I? Because they look like babies? Yes, I would. It would all look like grilled chicken in the end.

Next question.
If the only creatures left besides humans were intelligent chicken shaped creatures with the same intelligence and emotional level as us, would you eat the genius chickens?

Do they have a civilization set up yet? How long have they existed for? If it has been for quite a few years, have we existed peacefully, coexisting side by side?

They cannot create a society, and realize they can't, because they lack the physical ability. And they understand and accept their fate as sitting ducks.
Knowing this, would you go through with it?