I took a ton of medicine.
Now my headache is gone

Have you considered that the pain might be gone because you died and became a ghost

Sometimes I wish.
I would have way less problems.

I lol'd, today, a friend said to me:

"Dude, what if when we have a Deja Vu it's because we actually died and we restarted at the checkpoint?"

Just spent an hour ♥♥♥♥ with video converters to get the gif that is my avatar.
I then searched for it on Google and got it as pretty much the first result.
Times like this make me want to defenestrate something pretty damn hard.

One time, I was holding a pencil when my friend put a bunch of fallen, dry leaves in my back, making me jolt and send the pencil up through my nose, stabbing myself. It was gross, I was pouring blood from the damn thing and I left a trail for quite a ways. Nothing too serious though, I could still smell fine and whatnot.

It's times like this you learn to live again
It's times like this you give and give again
It's times like this you learn to love again
It's times like this time and time agaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin

Wait a minute, it's times like these! YOU TRICKED ME!

Once upon a time one of my friends pushed my into a spinning log-saw and I was cut clean in half

Ouch! Did you live?

Gaben watchess MLP? I may just explode from the awesome.

The Chewie Hug, Falcon in Flight and Trash Compactor look very good for the school's week men coreography.

I'm two people now

This one time I was walking in the park and this guy told me to give him my money and phone but I didn't and I got shot and died.

I'm better now though.

I once got a nut torsion.

Robocop shot me in the chest.