So my dad rushed me when he was picking me up.
I called him an ♥♥♥hole and told him to ♥♥♥♥ off when he tried to fake-drive-away.
Should I tell him April Fools?

I like April Fool's Day, it lets me get away with ♥♥♥♥ that wouldn't normally fly at work.

Got this attractive young woman to take her break with Mike (same friend that got Skyrim in his backyard for christmas) and steal his keys. On my break, I bought some chalk and motor oil, went out to the parking lot and created a crime scene. Drew an outline of his car, drove it to the other side of the store (I work at a pretty big supermarket... thing), then made a pool and splatter marks with the oil so it looked like someone shot his POS express.
I wanted to leave a typed note from the mob about how cars that squeal get capped, but the company's printer is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ and the manager of the department it's in hates me with a furious passion.

Not as well thought out as the Skyrim thing, but on twenty minutes prep time and knowing he'd kill me if I had someone drive it to the boat launch (eight-ish miles away) and fill it with goldfish crackers and green party streamers, I don't think it was too bad.

Anyone do anything fantastic?

I duck taped over a friend's door.
You win.

I enjoyed the steve co. Chest from the minecraft april fools (I think it was 2011)

Hey,I am so lucky because I didn't become a fool by my friends.And April Fool's Day is so popular in our class.I tried to fool a girl in front of me,but I failed at last.Wow,however,it's really funny.I like it.