I need information.

Is the beast directly behind us?

Yep. It is close enough to be able to attack us next turn.

Then, that leaves little choice for a extreme move.

"Hold on to something boys, this is going to be a hell of a move."
Slam the brakes, pray for luck.

If we can come to a stop fast enough, the momentum of the mother will cause her to slam into the back of the vehicle with enough kinetic force to hopefully knock her out.

"The fuc- JONES WHYYYYYY!!!"
At least use luck, I mean, it could be pretty useful.

So. Is Miggles going to post his action?

You guys might want to wish me luck on my action.

You should use your luck, if you can.

PM'd Miggles, just waiting for him to see it.

I have, that's why I said pray for luck.

Enough waiting!

Izen/CD-V5 - N/A

Whudwhud.

CD rolls: 4+2: 6.
Momma rolls: 7.

*KRAK*

Well, huh. Apparently if you hit that carapace at a shallow enough angle, the APC autocannon rounds deflect straight off it.

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Fail Flail/Grif Mason - N/A

“Copy that Saber Actual, Dagger One is en route. Sit tight.”

[ Marine Pistol: 7/10 ]

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Harzipan/Nikolai Petrouski - N/A

You brace yourself as best you can.

[ T7 SMG: 22/28 ]

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TheKebbit/Havelock Dagenham - N/A

You’re idly reminded of one of your early gym teachers... a bitter ♥♥♥hole, who always thought hope was the first step on the road to disappointment.

Well you’re gonna show him he’s wrong, right? Right?!

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caekdaemon/Bob Jones - N/A

OhgodohgodohgodTHATWASABADIDEA.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

*THUD*

Jones rolls: 6.
Momma rolls: 3!

The APC screeches to a halt. Momma keeps going! There’s a terrifying THUMP as she tumbles over the top of the APC and flounders about trying to recover her balance. She fails, collapsing in a heap.

Of course, there are three problems now; you’re not moving, the swarm is right behind you, and mom is blocking the road in front of you. Fortunately, she didn’t do any major damage on her way over the top, so the turret still seems to be working...

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Traumahawk/Georgii Alekseyvich Vorotyntsev - N/A

Fortunately you manage to clear the jam without any difficulty, despite the conditions. You even manage to feed the round back onto the far end of the box mag chain, so it isn’t wasted!

Then everything gets very noisy. Oh well.

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Miggles/Dirk Mason - N/A

Dirk appears paralyzed by fear or indecision.

[ K77A MAR: 130/150 ]

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Saber Squad - N/A

Well, isn’t this a lovely pickle you’re in.

Bob’s luck remains unspent.

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Momma - N/A

Still reeling from the collision, the big ugly thing staggers to its feet and spins around, advancing shakily on the APC.

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The Mob - N/A

They’re gaining again, and fast. Uhoh.