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"Right guys, I'm gonna take us into Taris, see I cant get em lost in the city."
INTO TARIS. THE WILL OF THE BOB COMMANDS IT! Also check the amount of gas.


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"Just keep driving, what are you doing CD? I know you can at least hit the broad side of a barn, and those things are, well the size of a ♥♥♥♥ barn, hurry up and make mince meat out of those bugs!"
Keep trying the radio, as we get closer to the city I'll hopefully be able to pick up a signal.


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>Fire at the giant monstrosity now following us
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"Just keep driving, what are you doing CD? I know you can at least hit the broad side of a barn, and those things are, well the size of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barn, hurry up and make mince meat out of those bugs!"
"Well, I apologize that they didn't teach me how to shoot an APCs gun in my technicians programming."


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Continue sitting in the APC, having nothing much to do except hope that the vehicle's autocannon does its job.


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> Shoot at small house w/ scythes.
"Bob how much longer do you think we have?"


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"A while, probably. We're on the outskirts, this is a road leading there."


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"A while might not be soon enough if we can't take out this goddamn TANK. *to CD* Try aiming at the head, CD.


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Learn to whistle.

"He doesn't look too tough. I'm sure that the gun on this thing will tear right through him."


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"We've got the advantage as long as we stay on the road and still have gas in the tank."


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"DO NOT say that, please fortheloveofgod don't say that."


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"We'll probably also want a back up plan. Remember, this car was disabled by engine problems till we repaired it."


"Now that I've realized it, it would be best if you guys could kill as many of those guys as possible."


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Well, I kind of figured that since emplaced and semi-emplaced weapons are used to support the troops that they're reinforcing, as well as that being one of the purposes of an Infantry Fighting Vehicle, I might have a thing for turrets.

"Well then. Let's burn some metal."
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caekdaemon/Bob Jones - N/A

There’s no gas, per se, but plenty of juice in the cells. We’re good.

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Fail Flail/Grif Mason - 10

By some miracle, you manage to get a strong signal, but you have a feeling it won’t last very long. Better be quick about it.

[ Marine Pistol: 7/10 ]

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Izen/CD-V5 - N/A

Whudwhudwhudwhudwhud.

CD-V5 rolls: 7+2: 9!
Momma rolls: 6.

Autocannon fire punches several holes in the momma’s very durable carapace and shreds one of the scythe-arms, but it isn’t enough to kill her. In fact she sounds even more pissed! I mean, what did you do, kill her babies or something?

...oh, wait, yeah, you did.

Oops.

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TheKebbit/Havelock Dagenham - N/A

Hope! Yeah. Feels good.

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Miggles/Dirk Mason - N/A

With a little seat-shuffling, Dirk can level his K77A at the big momma through a firing port. Here goes...

Dirk rolls: 4
Momma rolls: 7+5: 12!

Dirk’s gunfire is about as ineffectual as a flyswatter; his rounds practically bounce off the beast’s carapace! The hell is that thing made of anyway?

[ K77A MAR: 130/150 ]

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Harzipan/Nikolai Petrouski - 2

Your attempts to increase your Whistling Quality have failed, miserably. Phbt. Phhhbbt.

Now you’re just making childish noises, stop that.

[ T7 SMG: 22/28 ]

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Traumahawk/Georgii Alekseyvich Vorotyntsev - N/A

It's one thing to be right behind the gun with your hand on the actual trigger, and another to be remotely operating it, though!

Georgii’s turn to fire. He pokes the barrel of his K77A out a firing port and...

Georgii rolls: 2. Uh oh.
(Momma rolled 6+5: 11!)

Something goes *click* in an unsettling fashion. A jam! That’s not good. Not good at all.

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Saber Squad - N/A

APC’s going as fast as it can. Taris is still a few kilometers away...

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Momma - N/A

She’s gaining pretty fast now, and might be close enough to take a swing at you in a second or two!

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The Mob - N/A

They’re falling back, but still not giving up yet! Tenacious little bastards.


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>Whudwhudwhud some more.

"Well. That thing seems to able to take a lot of bullets. This doesn't bode well."


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"Command?! This is Saber squad, we're entering the city outskirts in a liberated APC, but we're being tailed by a large hostile, requesting support!"


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