I don't want to talk to any stupid ponies.
And I have a girlfriend

The internet is cool that why you're here simple as that.


also my girlfriend seriously converted me to ponies e_e.

Don't worry Sothe, we only have brilliant and marvelous ponies. No stupid ones.

Ponies can't even type and go on IRC because their hooves are too big to press only one key at a time so you're probably safe
That is unless they have really massive keyboards I suppose, but damn imagine how big it'd have to be if you were to press buttons with hooves

Yeah the creators of that popular pony based cartoon were wise enough to not include machinery or devices that require human dexterity.

They use a bunch of stuff that would normally require hands, but they can use them with magic or apparanly morphing their hooves a little.

I know small objects are typically held with two hooves or magic, but I don't recall any morphing.

I meant like them folding their hooves around things like spatulas, you can't hold those with just a hoof. So their hooves would need to change shape to get a grip on those objects.

They're made of marshmallow, they can just lick their hoof and it gets sticky enough for anything light. More than that and they can just kinda mush it into the surface.

Marshmallow pony... hooves.

I wonder how they would taste...
They would have to be delicious, otherwise they wouldn't want to lick them, right?

I believe I may have stumbled upon a interesting and potentially memetic phenomenon.

The sunshine theme can go with anything. Or it would, if it was long enough.




If they are longer then the sunshine theme, just replay the sunshine theme. It wont fit exactly though.

My sister converted my little brother to furfaggotry.
Should I kill myself yet?

No why should you care.