No the problem with birthdays is that it's just an arbitrary and woefully wrong measurement of how many times you've spun around the sun since you fell out of your mother's vagina.

How is that a bad system of measurement, compared to anything else?

Oh I'm not comparing it, it's just bad in its own right.

But do you have a better system of measurement? Because until you do, it wins by virtue of being the only one.

It wins the contest for most useful age measurement by default?

Yeah that's still pretty useless.

You don't seem to be getting what I'm saying though. Since you don't have a better system you've made up, you can't talk ♥♥♥♥ about the current one. It pisses me off when people are like, "This sucks ♥♥♥♥ so much, why doesn't someone come up with a better one?"

I'm not saying someone should come up with a better one. I certainly don't appreciate mine anyway.

I think Roast just thinks birthdays are silly.
Which is fine, he doesn't have to have a birthday if he doesn't want to.
Other people still like them though

I don't have a Windows7 CD and I sure as hell ain't installing Linux.

A real railgun. Manufactured by BAE Systems.

They have a office in my town.

If I could, I would be there.
Because, ♥♥♥♥ yeah.

Fixed.

Am I missing something?
I'm assuming the people in that image are supposed to represent the forumites, right?