Ah, it appears I was using out of date information. I shall edit my post with the new weight and height information.

GOGOG SKIPTHOSEWHODIDN'TACTION ROLL HYPER!

Oh lookie I am rolling because this class is boring.

CaveCricket48 (Raphael) [1]:
"That makes two of us."
You swing Wermut again, intending to direct another storm of razor wind at Yokamidesu. You should've expected it to backfire yet again. The wind sends you flying backwards through the air this time. It's really astounding how shitty your luck is with this...


Ociamarru (Vadim Ivanov) [3-1=2]:
And suddenly, you're falling.
"OH ♥♥♥♥"
Before you can even think of silly things like cushions, you hit the ground. Somehow your armor protects you from turning into a bloody mess all over the ground. You're not sure how that works, since this armor is a bunch of very hard plates without an ounce of anything fluffy and soft, but you're not about to complain.


Amazigh ("Amazigh") [2]:
You sit back and watch the show.
Oh what a show it is.



Tomaster (Vladimír Shurla) [5]:
"Well. God hates us. It's official. ♥♥♥♥ YOU GOD."
Nah, I don't hate you. If I hated you, then Yokamidesu would've absorbed the fire and become more powerful and horny than you can possible imagine.
"...Horny?"
What, you thought a weeaboo wouldn't have tentacle powers?
You push the thought from your mind, not wanting any mental trauma.



GlowstickNinja (Jackson Winters) [7-2=5]:
You get back up.
"HURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
ANGRY PAIN YELL IS ANGRY. Pain now is turned into rage, decreasing the negative effects and giving you rage power.
Of course, you're dumb and furious when raging, but who cares about that!



Fail Flail (Grif Mason) [7]:
"I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure that guy should not be alive. Charlotte, power to guns please."
Your chainguns spin up, you point them in Yokamidesu's direction, and a burst of screaming death fires out at him. He jumps, and the bullets all tear apart the ground where he was standing.
"Dammit, you're not supposed to be able to dodge."



Game Events: Surprisingly, there is little combat this roll. Yokamidesu doesn't attack, and only one person (successfully) attacks him.
Since you guys are doing sooo well, here's a little tip; if you want to beat Yokamidesu, you'll have to do so at his own game.

I'm not gunna be a weaboo, damnit.
Well fine God, maybe you just loath us.
Try and burrow into his skull through his eye sockets.

Hyper, is my character okay?

Does this mean he DOES have tentacle powers

Yessss.
Caek, you've only addressed the height and weight issues.

Is the name/body shape really a issue?

I intended for the name and overall body shape to be a reference to the Cybran experimental gunship from Supreme Commander.

Also, what's the problem with the super weapon?