Name: Tathar
Description: Elf, direct eye-contact for too long will cause death
Weapons:
- Longbow
- Dagger
Items:
- 3x Health potions
- Packed lunch
- Amulet of accuracy (+1 to using a ranged weapon)
Traits\Abilities
T- Elven blessing (+1 attack damage)
A- Must of been the wind (+2 stealth -1 next roll)
A- Call of the elves (allies gain +1 rolls defensive roll)

EDIT: Cannot actually cause death on eye contact, he is just really intimidating

Roll 2

TorrentHKU\John= 18

Perusing the shelves you find a whole bunch of goodies,
-3x membrum regenerationis potions
-80 gold
Looking on the lower shelves you find something that gives you a smile
- Rusted Ageis™ shield (+1 to defensive rolls)
Just like the one your grandpa had. This one has certainly seen better days, but regardless, Ageis shields are some of the best and with a little spit and polish back at a forge, this could be good as new. Its true what they say, they just don't make them like they used to.

TheKebbit\Iron Mauler= 11+1=12

"█████████ THE ████████ING ██████████ SONS A ██████ ██████████" You get up and smash a nearby lamp. Much better.

Nonsequitorian\Ulysses= 3+1=4
You rush to the chest and kick off the lock, Eager to reap what riches the skeletons were so readily guarding. Instead you find yourself having a really close look at a fancy elven dagger, wielded by an understandably pissed off Elf. You are thrown across the room into a stack of barrels.

maart3n\Mulch= 17+1=18 (No more modifiers for you)

You manage to find several more of these rocks before joining the others.
-10kg of redstone
You step into the room, just in time to see Ulysses crash into a stack of barrels, most of which shatter and appear to be filled with rotten fruit. Noticing a small sack near the doorway you pick it up, the contents will have to wait for later though, things look like they're about to get interesting.

Wait, who are you trading with?

The shelf.

Roll 3

Huntsman\Henry 14+1=15

Lunging from the chest you land directly in front of Ulysses, with your dagger at his throat you scream "What the hell is going on?!". You see a pent up fury in his eyes, out of his mouth words pour out like a rolling fire, destroying any hopes you had of controlling the situation. Prepare to be subdued.

Nonsequitorian\Ulysses 19+1+1 = 21
Your powerful words resonate inside the room.

"I don't know who the hell you are, or why you're taking what I've found, but you have no rights here. Everybody knows that marine law states that the first person to take from a wreck owns the whole wreck and thus all of its goods. Now I don't know if you've noticed, but this place looks like a tornado went through. This, my friend, is a wreck. And I've taken from it. Because I'm a kind guy, I'll renounce my ownership of everything I own other than this chest, which is mine because I took it and I opened it and it is. Now if you'd back off from my belongings, I may have to have a go with you.
"Hell, now that I think about it, I own you, because you are in my chest which I own, and everything in my chest is rightfully mine. And, as I've stated, I'm a nice guy. I'll let YOU, my elven slave, free.
"Besides, tree hugger, I have food, and you're probably starving from being kept in a chest for so long."

After a small silence the elf burst into tears, falling to his knees in the rotten fruit (The same fruit you skilfully mange to avoid becoming covered in), begging for forgiveness. He thrusts into your hand the fancy elven dagger he threatened you with only a few moments ago and vows to aid you in your quest.
You obtained - Fancy Elven Dagger (+2 to all damage dealt with this weapon)
You also get 20 exp

maart3n\Mulch 16+1 = 17
You are silenced by Ulysses words
not wanting to see a grown elf cry, you turn you attention to the small sack, which happens to contain 3 gold, but what excites you is the fact you had to reach an entire arm’s length to grab them, something impossible if it were not a paradox sack!
Obtained - +3 gold
-Paradox Sack (can hold a ridiculous amount of items)

TheKebbit\Iron Mauler= 18
You are also silenced by Ulysses words, you even learn how to pronounce a few more difficult ones.
+5 exp

TorrentHKU\John 12+1 = 13
You do just that while hearing Ulysses yell at the elf about something or other. Hey, you found a gold under the shield.
Obtained- +1 gold

*muttered curse*

Head a bit deeper into the dungeon, look for something to kill.

yes that's right, "muttered"

turns out the Mauler has a volume dial