I hear AustrAHLIAH bans any video game that could be considered controversial or "too violent".
Pussies banning Postal 1 and Postal 2. It's almost like they think the developers are encouraging you to commit mass murder because your life is shittier than you thought it was. It's a video game, I don't go outside and headshot nerds like I do when I play CSS. And I definitely don't spray grotesque images on the wall near the spawning point either. But I do that in CSS. Funny story, I had this one gore picture that was partially blocked out by an image of grafics cat. So whenever I would re-spray it somewhere people would start complaining or freaking out. People would try to block it out with their bad sprays. But after a while they just gave up because they got really bad KDRs while I managed to have a 5/3 ratio roughly. I don't know how I pulled it off since I mostly went around uncommon paths and didn't use the AK or M4 like most players. I used the bullpup type weapon with 50 rounds per mag, forgot the name, like a P90 or some stupid ♥♥♥♥ like that. Bullpups are cool though. On with my CSS story, everybody tried to switch to CT, because de_dust2 is the most CT friendly map ever, so I was stuck with all of these losers who are all using Scouts from the spawn points. Seriously, who the ♥♥♥♥ does this. This guy connects from Australia, and he would always go to the East path, which was where I was going. So me and him start Micro-DMing eachother for a while, both chatting occasionally to eachother. He always used the shotgun, but I stuck with the bullpup gun, since it has a much better feel than the boomstick. We both ended up becoming Steam friends, and I found out he's actually a /v/ bro, and that he also plays Tribes Ascend, and I talked with him a few times in the /v/ Tribes Steam Group. Small world huh?

So I guess what I'm really trying to say is that people who play Tribes: Ascend are cool.

Pretty much, although I must admit muggings don't happen often here, more often than not they just feel like beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of someone and leave it at that (Then your unconscious body gets eaten alive by Quokkas)

So everything is banned, whatever isn't can't be shipped to the island or is really hard to get, crime is a major issue, the environment is rough and the animals are deadly.

Why would anyone want to live in Australia.

Their foods are more American and delicious than American foods.
Oh and there is Steve Irwins daughter

Wait, what? I'm pretty sure she's not a type of food (She would have been eaten by dingos, but Steve had a blood pact with Australian wildlife).

Ohhh..
So everyone in Australia lives there because they want to 'eat' Steve Irwin's daughter.
I..


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dude shes like 12

♥♥♥♥ if i know about australian pedophilia dude
is that even a thing in aussie

Waitwaitwait, I think Sothe was trying to say that we have a 13 year old girl as our loveable Australian icon, not as a rare cuisine.

ANYway, that 18+ plus rating thing has only stopped a handfull of games, most noteably L4D2. The governments also being quite lenient because don't want another swarm of angry gamer zombies roaming the streets...

No, your national symbol is Kangoaladilerangs on tha barbie.

She's our ambassador of tourism.
Thats right, we trust a 13 year old girl with a diplomatic position. I love this country so much.

I thought Sothe was using Bindi Irwin as justification for living in Australia.

I hate her anyway.

Little blood sucker, dedicates her whole life into cashing in on her fathers death.
Ohohoh, lets do most hated Australian wildlife, I'll go first.

Mine is the Sulphur-crested Cockatoo, It’s basically a teen vandal, but with wings and only hindered in its inability to hold a can of spray paint (thank god). Tears stuff up, hangs around in large mobs (usually screaming at each other) and I have heard some actually yell profanity at passers-by (eg, me). Better still they can live upwards of 40 years, apperently reaching 70 years old. Thats older than the average human male lifespan in Australia.

Edit: Sorry, also forgot to mention this,

Please tell me you're allowed to kill violent wildlife.

NOPE.

All native wildlife is protected.

All of it.