I don't know much of graphics and stuff, I haven't played any "modern" game except for Quake 4, but that does look very good.

Is that a game? A mod?

I want to see "Man on a Ledge" and "Contraband".

Oh hai Mark, you're forgetting the best movie of all time.
The Room

Pft lol. Mark.

What are the requirements for Unreal Tournament 3 to run?

Would it run if I have 2 gb of ram and 1.83 GHz of CPU?

I hate this notebook, I want something with more power.

The games minimal processor requirement is a pentium 4 and half a gig of ram and a graphics card at least equivalent to a GeForce 6200.

Get the mod here. Don't get the UDK version, that's standalone and not compatible with multiplayer, and its substantially smaller in both content and graphical quality. Get the RC8.

And in related news : I boarded a enemy ship with 6 men, all in heavy boarding suits. We broke up into two groups, the one group went to the bridge, the other, the one I was in, went to the engine room. The team on the bridge took out the shields, but were pinned down by the ships security and thus stuck.

That put us in a good position. We placed charges on the reactor, then ran to the bridge to rescue our comrades. Two was dead, but one of them was alive. We blew the charges the moment we reached the bridge, and the ship started to explode. The screen was shaking and there were warning sirens going off.

We were too slow to make it to the drop ship, but yeah, we won.

Look if you can't figure it out just play Doom. Are you a bad enough dude to play Doom?
And are you a bad enough dude to get this reference?

I didn't get that reference because it doesn't belong to my culture.

Sorry.

Are you a bad enough dude to find out where it comes from?

It was all an elaborate plan, you see.

I thought "If I simply say I don't get it, someone will kindly -or not so kindly- post the explanation so that I can understand the joke, thus fulfilling their need of being humorous on the internet, and I will lastly understand the reference without doing anything but waiting".

Hah, no, not really, I just didn't care much about the reference, but knowing now that it's from Duke Nukem it made it a bit more interesting.

NES port of the Japanese arcade game DragonNinja released in 1988.

Well, he looks just like Duke.
Except for the clothes, but just like him.

Once again you're wrong.

It's from the game "Bad Dudes", and Duke Nukem asks if you're a bad enough dude to rescue the president.
Not officially Duke Nukem, but lets say it is so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Dudes_Vs._DragonNinja

Hey, look at that, you're both equally correct and incorrect! Yay!

Bad Dudes is the informal term for the game.
You don't call it DragonNinja by itself. Bad Dudes is more memorable.

You don't call Baten Kaitos: Origins just "Origins". You call it Baten Kaitos.