Give me pictures or you will be forced to give your soul.
Which will it be.

I was going to, camera's charging though. I'll get some tomorrow.

Soul Trap?
/already too much Skyrim

I would but I sold my Soul Trap tomes.

EDIT: Wait a minute! I still have my Axe of Whiterun, I think!
Now just to fill it with more charges..

Chocolate, books, money, Dilbert 2.0.

For those of you who know me a little more personally than the rest of you, this is going to sound surprisingly plentiful, but I'm a poor, poor person with a family of people who aren't.

• An electric guitar, complete with amp, pick, etc.
• Videogames
  
  • Skyward sword
  • Xenoblade chronicles
  • Ocarina of Time 3D
• New alarm clock
• 16gb memory stick
• 4gb mp3 player
• Over-ear headphones

Having divorced parents with big families has its occasional perks.

I got a chocolate bar and a Rubik cube.

Damn that Rubik cube is awesome, the first time I solved it I was taking a dump.

WERE IZ MAH CAR DAD WAT IS DIS I DUN WAN AN IPOD NU

STOP RIGHT THERE.
You seem to have mistaken a word phrase.

He never said it wasn't the first time he tried. Only the first time he solved it.
Thank you, goodbye.

I love you, Non.

Usually I dig around my town's used game places looking for the worst video game possible as a gift for my best friend. As a gag, y'know, because we're both piss-poor. Unfortunately though, I think I reached a level last year that I can no longer top (Deadliest Catch, the game), so I had to think of something else.
My friend got Skyrim when it came out, been playing the hell out of it since, so that sparked an idea. This is what he got (the day after Christmas):

-Banging on his front door at 8am (he sleeps 'til noon, lives by himself). Greeted by three vikings in cardboard armor with homemade foam swords and axes.
-Presented with his own set of gear and was informed that there were bandits in his backyard that needed to be taken care of. (also, a few minutes to get pants on)
-Epic battle fought in his back yard, followed by a seven-foot dragon pinata hanging from a tree.
-Rather than a dragon soul being released upon slaying the beast, 100+ doughnuts exploded from its guts. (I put them all in their own little sandwich bags so they wouldn't get ruined when they hit the ground)
-Presented with a framed award for "Slaying a Goddamn Dragon".
-This wasn't planned, but he claimed all of our helmets after the battle and the dragon's severed head as trophies.
-And then we let him go back to sleep 'til we had to go to work. I took the vikings out to breakfast.

I had my sister video taping this, and I'm planning on uploading it to youtube when I find a new film editing program that works on Win7 (I found out recently that the one I've been relying is old as hell).

Oh, and I got a Nook from mom and pop. As soon as I come up with a credit card to pay for books (it doesn't accept paypal), I'm sure it'll be the bee's knees.

Twwig that is the best goddamn thing ever.

Lolwin.

And, when you do release it to YouTube, make sure to put it here. :3
That is a god damn amazing Christmas present, I must say.

After reading that, my Rubik cube felt ashamed.

EDIT:

And BigBomb, I took one day and a half to solve it since I got it. Why do you have to be so mean when I finally get an achievement which I didn't think was too big that I wasn't even bragging about?

2EDIT:

That was the longest question I've ever written without commas.