NATT-HEE ATJOOR SERVIS.

Kay eek day mon

Am I doing this correctly?

Loo-sem

Akinator, you BASTARD.
STOP BEING SO DAMN RIGHT.

Once he didn't knew I was thinking about the old man of the Quaker oats.

Akinator is so ♥♥♥♥ awesome. Whenever I use it, I get so excited when he finds out who I'm thinking of.
He got Andrew Hussie from knowing that he is a male internet webcomic dude who isn't in sports of movies.

EDIT: I was doing Karkat, and as soon as he asked if he had horns I knew he was right.

Suddenly, absurdly tiny and profitable hedgemazes everywhere!

I used to be a forum poster like you once. Then I took a warning in the knee.

Senior member might get nervous. Man posting with caps on...

What..?

Come to Data Realms, to discuss the ongoing commandings, like the rest of the great cortexes?
Do you get to the Mod Release section very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

So some guy came by, offering to sell us an aerial photo of our farm.
One of his selling points was "100% made in the United States"
And here I was about to buy one of those cheap Chinese imported photographs of my house.

as opposed to, say, 93% made in the U.S.

There's a really good (pay-what-you-want) deal on a whole bunch of indie game-related albums right now: http://www.gamemusicbundle.com/
If you pay over $10 USD, you get a whopping 17 albums, including the soundtracks to Super Meat Boy, Binding of Isaac, VVVVVV, A.R.E.S.: Extinction Agenda, and Minecraft.
The sale ends tomorrow, so get on it if you're interested.

Got a set of Whitebot armor, eh? What, Ronin steel not good enough for you?

Is your armor made of... crab bones? What I wouldn't give for a set of that!

Laser beams! LASER BEAMS EVERYWHERE!