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carriontrooper
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm Posts: 813 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
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What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
So yeah, bear with me for this one: What if Joker found/created a time travel machine? I'd think that he'd go back in time to discover the secret identity of Batman (if he hadn't figured it out already), and then he went to see why Bruce Wayne became Batman. So he saw the scene where a bat flew into Bruce's room, and Joker had a funny idea. He went back in time just a little bit, and then, before the bat flew in, threw a cat inside. Then he went back into the future, and instead of Batman, there's Catman. Joker gets a kick out of this, and went back in time again, throwing lots of things into Bruce's room. Among the things he threw in is a hat, a duck, a banana, a bottle of Jack Daniels (and so Bruce Wayne became Tony Stark), a brick, a snake... and for the final laugh, he threw into the room. What do you think Joker would've done with a time machine?
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:55 am |
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Gotcha!
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:49 pm Posts: 1972 Location: The Netherlands
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
The Joker would probably kill Bruce's parents' murderer where Bruce would see it, befriending him, and would raise Bruce as his own. Then ofcourse he uses his influence to make Bruce a horrible person. I bet The Joker would love the irony.
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:02 pm |
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LordVonKain
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:49 am Posts: 826 Location: England
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
Or throw batman into it, to the point that batman could prevent his parents from being murdered and of course change the future where batman doesn't exist.
ethier way Joker will get a win win at breaking batman down to the choice of what the ♥♥♥♥ he gotta do.
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:25 pm |
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carriontrooper
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm Posts: 813 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
Wait... what if Joker threw Batman into the window? Will he create Batmanman? Or will he be quickly beaten up by Batman AND Bruce Wayne?
What if Batman is there to give psychological consolation to Bruce Wayne, making Bruce Wayne a better person?
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 4:38 pm |
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LordVonKain
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:49 am Posts: 826 Location: England
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
I know!, Joker go back in time to play prank on himself, i mean why the hell not?
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:52 pm |
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Metal Chao
Joined: Sat May 05, 2007 6:04 pm Posts: 2901
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
Ok guys bear with me guys
Guys
Ok
What if right
What if the Joker
Guys listen
What if the Joker is a time machine
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:59 pm |
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Sims_Doc
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:45 am Posts: 911 Location: No Comment.
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
Then he would use him self, too go back and kill bruce's parents.
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:27 pm |
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LordVonKain
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:49 am Posts: 826 Location: England
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
What if! the joker went back in time and became the batman!
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:45 pm |
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unwoundpath
Joined: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:19 am Posts: 1279 Location: Places. And things.
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
LordVonKain wrote: What if! the joker went back in time and became the batman! Batman start joking around.
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:59 pm |
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Lizardheim
DRL Developer
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am Posts: 4107 Location: Russia
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
guys-
guys listen.
what if-
what if superman-
what if superman saved a puppy?
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:52 pm |
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Sims_Doc
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:45 am Posts: 911 Location: No Comment.
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
Lizardheim wrote: guys-
guys listen.
what if-
what if superman-
what if superman saved a puppy? Then that puppy would grow up and become batman.
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Sun Nov 06, 2011 11:16 pm |
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WalkableBuffalo
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:04 pm Posts: 529 Location: Britannia
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
I think it makes sense for him to go back in time and join up with Hitler during WWII, bringing advanced technology and knowledge, even if the Joker isn't a Nazi, I'm sure it would make for an interesting parody. Also he has to have an epic fight scene with a WWII Batman, Bruce Wayne's uncle or something...
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:13 am |
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Sims_Doc
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:45 am Posts: 911 Location: No Comment.
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
guys-
guys listen.
what if-
what if ironman-
what if Ironman was batman
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Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:54 pm |
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carriontrooper
Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:27 pm Posts: 813 Location: Yogyakarta, Indonesia. A slice o' paradise.
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
Sims_Doc wrote: guys-
guys listen.
what if-
what if ironman-
what if Ironman was batman Jack Daniels, window, we've done this before. And we've become exceedingly efficient at it.
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:27 pm |
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trystanr
Joined: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:01 am Posts: 303 Location: Afrique d' Sud
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Re: What if Joker found/created a time traveling machine?
AFIAK its always sims_doc that overkills.
Also, That Joker.
I thought it was Dubstep Joker.
You know the one, Snake Eater!
Anyways, Joker would probably diminish the Arkham Asylum and then go into the Dark Ages to 'redefine' the Joker as the king.
That's what I would do.
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Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:09 pm |
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