Got two more:
Nu uh.

I think that I'll probably have to join in some RtDs.

ITT: Post counts size up your e-penis and make you cool irl.

I won't make any comments on your post count then =P

huh duh has passed me up

finally I am dethroned and very unlikely to ever catch up

Wait a second, if what BigBomb said it's true, then Grif:
You've got a huge meathammer.

And would Duh have a huge e-penis?

I am the queen of postcount.
Not that it matters much. I also have another 500 odd posts that aren't counted.

That doesn't answer my question.

I wasn't answering your question, I was assuming my rightful throne.
Begone peasant, and bring swedish fish if you come back.

Joke's on you, that's an Iceland fish.

I was wondering which was putting the best smile.

Woooo! 351 posts, that's lo- wait a second...

Also, there's a bot with 408 posts. Wut.

I never got what the hell were those bots.

Who?