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"He's telling me he'll never bake bread, plant crops, raise livestock. He's telling me he's futureless. And eventually, he'll tell me how long the infected take to starve to death."

Might not be a bad idea, if one happens to stumble into a cage.


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It would be fun to have a caged zombie and torture it.
No, not really, I'm not much into that stuff.


Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:47 am
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i'm not sure if zombies are really capable of being tortured. they seem too determined to feel pain.


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According to the author of World War Z, zombies are like viruses. They shrug off all things around them and only focus on spreading.


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can't decide which is dumber

this whole damn debate

or the idea of citing sources within this damn debate


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the latter.


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Not as many guns up here, eh?


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TheLastBanana wrote:

Is that a chocolate one ?


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Grif wrote:
can't decide which is dumber

this whole damn debate

or the idea of citing sources within this damn debate

It's nice to play pretend sometimes. Even if I hate those RP freaks with the rage of a thousand suns.


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MrC121989 wrote:
Is that a chocolate one ?

Almost. In Canada, our currency is actually made out of snow and maple syrup wrapped in a fake gold wrapper.


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Image


Obviously Ganon is the true cause of the zombie plague.

Also, MEDKITS, FILTERS, KNIVES!


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Areku wrote:
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Obviously Ganon is the true cause of the zombie plague.

Also, MEDKITS, FILTERS, KNIVES!



Carrying that large hammer would be hard if you were also carrying supplies and other weapons.

Please don't quote images, kthx. -Duh


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Well, I live in the middle of a city with a crappy shotgun in my basement, so my plans are.

1st :
Get my dog and hide in the basement with the lights OFF.
2nd :
Get scared off the spider crickets and run upstairs and eat as I was hungry from waiting.
3rd :
Steal the keys and take the car to the old train station [Hit all zombies with my car on the way, ALL OF THEM]
4th :
Jump out of the car and do three barrel rolls with my dog and start running down the train tracks. To the bridge.
5th :
Decide I'm tired and drop my dog off the ledge of the bridge.
6th :
Walk down the tracks and watch the zombies eat some fat guy.
7th :
Puke at the sight of the zombies eating the fat guy.
8th :
Remember the shotgun that I left in the basement.
9th :
Run down the tracks and get back in my car and drive back home.[Run over the dead zombie bodies, twice]
10th :
Go inside my house and grab a banana and leave in the car.
11th :
Drive the car down the highway and play m&m the whole way.
12th :
Decide I'm out of gas [Full tank] and jump out and smack my face off a pole.
13th :
The pole knocked me out so I died gta4 style

Those are my plans


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Cricket bat + nearest pub.

APOCALYPSE SURVIVED.


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@Seraph: At the Winchester?


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