Gimme two days and I can get something that'll make this speed cry and wet itself.

AAAAWWWWW YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAA!
beat that, 94% slower!

I thought it was worse.

Oops, ma bad. He didn't block the PMs.

IM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOLOLOLOL

Lol?

Reading that, Cave, you sound to me like that ONE KID that every time he can't find his pen/iPod/laptop, "WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ STOLE MY IPOD I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ♥♥♥♥' ASS!" And then a few minutes later he finds it in his locker or something.

Just made up with my best friend.

We haven't talked in about 3 months due to some madhate going on.

Hey guys. I wiped my computer!

And forgot to back up my passwords.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Anyhow, I'll be posting again once I get back into my regular account.

Protip: Use the same password for everything. No, not really, use a set of 3-5 passwords for everything. It works for me.

Protip: TLB can reset it.

Can't you just reset your password to your e-mail address? Or did you lose the password to that, too?

♥♥♥♥ yeah.

Hi there DRFF, I'm Adam, prince of Eternia. And this is mister Cringer pants, the most cutest kitty in the universe. Fabulous secret powers were granted to me the day I held aloft my magic sword, and sang a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flSKBYCO ... re=related

I tried. It did not work. Said something about how my email username combination was not in the database or something like that.

Oh, this again. Now I need to recite the password reset incantation.

Mountainous cliffs of SQL tables
From which CSS cascades its styles
JavaScript flowing in glistening rivers
And PHP forming the isles

A wanderer enters this mystical land
Known only as "PHPBB"
The security daemons demand of him a word
For access to his UCP

But, oh, how foolish can be man
The creature that so oft cannot understand
The mystical forces of password that bind,
These powerful magicks protecting the land

Lo, at the gates of PHPBB
When asked for his sacred security phrase
The wanderer fumbles, and in his confusion
He finds that his memory betrays!

In turmoil, the wanderer shouts to the heavens
"My password is lost, and thus, so am I!"
When out of the darkness pierces a light
Which brightly gleams and ascends to the sky

A booming, ethereal voice surrounds
The gates, the wanderer, and anything near
"ALLOW THIS MAN TO CHOOSE A NEW WORD,
SO THAT HE MAY CONTINUE LIFE HERE."

And so, the administrator has spoken
His words carrying ultimate power
Your e-mail of choice shall receive a new password
In no more than one half an hour

Seriously, you guys have no idea how much work it is to remember this crap.