Holy mother of Jesus who the ♥♥♥♥ could invent such a torturing tool?

IIRC it was originally meant for divers. Could be mistaken.

Step 1. Stab self in lung.
Step 2. Activate pressurized air.
Step 3. Emergency breath provided. Have a nice day.

I'd get a stiletto. These weapons were literally made to kill people.



The blades can be as sharp as scalpels.

buy a cheap fixed blade knife

if it breaks

hucares

you are going to be doing absolutely nothing with a knife that requires ULTRA HIGH STRENGTH JAPANESE FOLDED DAMASCUS STEEL TITANIUM REINFORCED BALLISTIC KNIFE TECHNOLOGY

so buy a cheap (as in inexpensive, not as in shitty) fixed blade knife. don't get a folder, because it will break if you're using a knife as a proper tool. don't get a stupid "tacticool" knife that's hollowed out and has a compass and picatinny rails because that's retarded.

seriously. Just but a 20-40 dollar fixed blade knife from absolutely any store made by absolutely any manufacturer. if you recognize the brand name, even better.

Do NOT click this link.
And if you do, do NOT scroll down.

Mother of god, that's scary. Hands still shaking 10 minutes after.
It was maybe enhanced by the fact that I'm alone here and it's an unusually foggy and dark morning.
Damn.

AGH I DID NOT SCROLL DOWN THAT FAR

It just shows the original girl again at the end, that was the last frame with that thing. Dunno if it resets or anything as I did not want to find out if it did.

Aw man I'm a pussy and wimped out when it was still just the girl. It looked like a dramatic panel!

Hi guys. Do you like my avatar.

TS TSSS TS TST TSS TSSS

That's not going to last long because those types of avatars aren't entirely accepted by moderators here.

In other words, thats how you lose your avatar privileges.

That was the whole joke. Jesus christ, why would anyone want to host that, THING.
I get chills up my spine just from having it on my imgur.