My, my. This strapping lad looks ready for the world! Most gentlemen this handsome spend their days in the city, living the life of a slacker. Not this hard working fellow, though! He has work to do. A man this adequate in his work area is also often branded as a city slicker. But not you. You're too good for that, in a way that isn't narcissistically psychotic.

What is this young man's name?


(Normal names please, no funny business. Because naming him Adolf Hitler isn't funny and never was.)

Cow-orker Jim.

EDIT: Or Gordon Frohman.

EDIT 2: Marshall Mathers.

Floda Reltih.
Miggles confirmed for Jew.

You guys can do better than that!

Miggles confirmed for atheist

John Johnson or Jack Jackson.

Jack Johnson it is then.

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?

Publish several folk music albums.

Retrieve arms.

You grab the ANTIQUE MUSICAL STRING PRODUCTION UNIT.
You begin to play horrendous folk music but immediately stop.

I would suggest checking out the WOODEN MESSAGE TRANSFER DEVICE.









You must use your arms to play ANTIQUE MUSICAL STRING PRODUCTION UNITS, and as such you already have them.

Read the wooden sign.

I'm sorry, but Jack does not know what a sign is! Could you care to explain?

if Sign == nil then
local Sign = WOODEN MESSAGE TRANSFER DEVICE
end

You have gained the ability, NAME TRANSFER.
You can use this to rename most items in the game as long as you use that basic code!
Not all renames are acceptable however.

Oh god, what have I done?!

Science. Science is what you've done.


Huh? What's this?
It appears that a message has shown up in the game screen.

> INPUT APLHASET 945
> AltERNATE EXTRACTOR AVAILABLE
> USE AltERNATE EXTRACTOR?
> Y/N