Technically, Duh already did, in terms of search results for "posts by author".

But since Off-Topic doesn't count, I've still evidently contributed 200 posts more to the forum.

Take that, Duh!

I have a much higher posts per day! It's only a matter of time Grif, only a matter of time.

Really, at the end of the day, I still win.

So I'm really bored, so I just did some MATH.

So I have 5496 posts, according to the post count calculator.
Duh has 5380. Meaning a lag of 116.

Except, in terms of actual posts on the entire forum, I only have 5791.
Duh has 6168. That is, a lead of 377.

But the big difference is in off-topic posts. I have 295 (5.09% of my overall posts) while Duh has 788 (12.78%). That's an advantage of 493!

Then, just for shits and giggles, based on Duh's last post about the posts per day, I calculated exactly when that matter of time would be.

117 days from now, mathematically. Which is November 23.

Luckily for you, though, Duh, I'm gonna be in basic training by then, so you oughta catch up much sooner than that.

Oh, and Tomaster, Siric beats you.

Last post was in December of '10. I wouldn't consider that active. Lurking? yes. Active? No.

That really depends on whether there's anything for me to reply to elsewhere than off topic. I predict probably not, since most of the counted posts were in the heydays of yore when I was an active modder.

hey what did i do

anyways, serious philosophy time guys.

You are stuck on a deserted island with a beautiful mermaid. Fish top or fish bottom?

Both aspects are a trap. Fish bottom will leave no genitals for sex, fish top will leave said genitals, but will be absolutely disgusting. Unless you're a furry.

Fish top, because that part is tastier.

Wait, I think I'm doing this wrong.

Fish bottom, because then I'd get more food from it; frankly, fish heads taste horrible to me.

EDIT: Didn't see your post until I made mine, Ragdoll - interesting we had similar ideas on the situation.

As a Chinese I can assure you that the best meat is in the head.

As a friend of some guy whose dad owns a Chinese restaurant and I think he's the head chef there too (he was at the last restaurant he owned/worked at) I can assure you that I'll stick with the fish-torso.

Fish bottom.

Probably.

her bottom shall be the fish

because at least she can give me a bj

If it's a mermaid, then the bottom would be a fish, just to go with tradition. If it's for the amount of meat, same. If it's for the tastiness, however, I would go for the head, depending on how it's cooked. (Brain and eyes.) Nothing too random is going to be here. I'm not actually going to eat someone, though.